The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Little Johnny comes home from Sunday School with a black eye. His father asks what happened. Johnny says it wasn’t his fault. “We were all in the church” Johnny says. “We all stood and the lady in front of me had her dress in her butt crack so I pulled it out and she hit me!” “Johnny” said his Dad. “There are certain things you just don’t do.” Alas, next Sunday Johnny came home with a other shiner. “Now what?” asked his Dad. Johnny said, “It wasn’t my fault! We were told to stand and when we did I saw the lady in front of me had her dress stuck in the crack of her butt. Like you told me, I wasn’t gonna touch it but the kid sitting next to me pulled it out. You said that wasn’t cool, right? So I pushed it back in!”
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A man is passing through a small town and sees a horse tied up in front of a bar...There's a sign next to the horse that says "Make this horse laugh, win $500 and free drinks for the night"
The man decides to give it a shot. He walks up to the horse and whispers something in his ear and the horse bursts out laughing. The bartender is shocked and begrudgingly pays the man and gives him a night of free drinks.
The man wakes up the next morning and continues on with his journey. On his way back home, this man sees a new sign next to this horse that reads "Make this horse cry, win $1,000 and free drinks for two nights."
Having been successful the first time, the man walks up to the horse and a few moments later the horse is sobbing. The bartender is pissed that the same man won his contest both times. He pays up and starts pouring beer for him.
After a few drinks, the bartender breaks and says "look, I'm losing a lot of money on this. You have to tell me how you did it."
The man finishes his beer and says with a grin, "Last week, I told the horse my ***** was bigger than his. This week, i proved it."
The man decides to give it a shot. He walks up to the horse and whispers something in his ear and the horse bursts out laughing. The bartender is shocked and begrudgingly pays the man and gives him a night of free drinks.
The man wakes up the next morning and continues on with his journey. On his way back home, this man sees a new sign next to this horse that reads "Make this horse cry, win $1,000 and free drinks for two nights."
Having been successful the first time, the man walks up to the horse and a few moments later the horse is sobbing. The bartender is pissed that the same man won his contest both times. He pays up and starts pouring beer for him.
After a few drinks, the bartender breaks and says "look, I'm losing a lot of money on this. You have to tell me how you did it."
The man finishes his beer and says with a grin, "Last week, I told the horse my ***** was bigger than his. This week, i proved it."
