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Old Aug 4, 2021 | 09:53 PM
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That was also so boring. Please, just a little entertainment please!
 
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Steven Wright used to live in the area...I sold him a used Jeep back in '87. He's the same way in real life.
 
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What idiot called it a flyswatter and not a splatula???
 
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Old Aug 5, 2021 | 02:24 PM
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Ah ha ha ha ha...

 
Old Aug 5, 2021 | 02:33 PM
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Old Aug 5, 2021 | 03:00 PM
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induction is when you add ducks to the pond.
deduction is when you take ducks out of the pond.
 
Old Aug 5, 2021 | 03:27 PM
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I was waiting for the top of the Jeep to crumple up in the end ! Whew, now thas a Douchebag entry !
 
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Old Aug 5, 2021 | 04:42 PM
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Personal experience???
 
Old Aug 5, 2021 | 04:44 PM
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Autocorrect walks into a bar.

The bartender says..."What can I get you???"

Autocorrect says..."I'll have a bear...a bare...a bier...a briar. Never mind."
 
Old Aug 5, 2021 | 04:55 PM
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Personal experience???
LOL ..........................
 
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
induction is when you add ducks to the pond.
deduction is when you take ducks out of the pond.
reduction is when you put the duck back in the pond.
seduction is when you observer the ducks in the pond.
 
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I would rather have it be spelled incorrect than a different word/phrase substituted for what I typed.
 
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