The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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A missionary was deep in the Amazon when he was captured by cannibals.
They put him in a big pot and cooked him for dinner.
When they sat down to feast they decided to start on opposite ends and meet in the middle.
Part way into the meal one cannibal said to the other, "this is great!, what do you think?"
The other replied, "I'm having a ball!"
The first cannibal shouted, "Hey!,.. don't eat so fast!"
They put him in a big pot and cooked him for dinner.
When they sat down to feast they decided to start on opposite ends and meet in the middle.
Part way into the meal one cannibal said to the other, "this is great!, what do you think?"
The other replied, "I'm having a ball!"
The first cannibal shouted, "Hey!,.. don't eat so fast!"
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Pilot: Sorry folks, one of our four engines went out, our landing will be delayed 30 minutes.
Pilot: Sorry again folks, our second engine went out. We'll still can fly with two engines, but our landing will be delayed an hour and a half.
Pilot: Regret to say this, but our third engine just went out. It will be a struggle, but we can still fly with one engine. Our landing will be delayed by three hours.
AOC: If that fourth engine goes out we'll be up here forever!!
Pilot: Sorry again folks, our second engine went out. We'll still can fly with two engines, but our landing will be delayed an hour and a half.
Pilot: Regret to say this, but our third engine just went out. It will be a struggle, but we can still fly with one engine. Our landing will be delayed by three hours.
AOC: If that fourth engine goes out we'll be up here forever!!
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Sometimes stuff just happens ! Bend the knees the other way when you land, drop and roll to the side ! ... 
... Landing the way he did, well he could of became / been a Redneck ! Good thing about Paragliding is when you land the Chute is still supporting you somewhat so rolling isn't near as painful usually ! ... With luck you can land almost running !
... Landing the way he did, well he could of became / been a Redneck ! Good thing about Paragliding is when you land the Chute is still supporting you somewhat so rolling isn't near as painful usually ! ... With luck you can land almost running !
