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Old Nov 27, 2021 | 01:54 PM
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Be extra careful on the roads this time of year.

Roads may be icy and with Christmas around the corner a lot of men will be drinking and getting....

... their wives to drive!
 
Old Nov 27, 2021 | 05:13 PM
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An Icy hill and a school bus might not have good endings.
 
Old Nov 28, 2021 | 07:11 AM
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Old Nov 28, 2021 | 10:30 AM
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Old Nov 28, 2021 | 02:31 PM
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Have you ever wondered where a Worm hole goes with a hard rain?
 
Old Nov 28, 2021 | 03:50 PM
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huh???
 
Old Nov 28, 2021 | 04:24 PM
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O, good I went blank, whew!
 
Old Nov 28, 2021 | 04:45 PM
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Does a pasture full of gophers ever level out?
 
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Old Nov 29, 2021 | 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
huh???
Originally Posted by torq'ta 5 8
O, good I went blank, whew!


Originally Posted by Papa Tiger
Lil Johnny always knows what's going on ! Omicron is the Latest Covid ! Lil Johnny never uses grownup facts , /the BS only factual replay is very stupid comedy & thas his game !..... .....
PT often times takes a while to get to the point---the journey as comical as the destination!
 
Old Nov 29, 2021 | 07:30 AM
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Well I still don't know what his point is.
but then again, I very rarely understand any of his posts
 
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When it come to seagulls there is one distinct difference between males and females.
See if you can spot that difference.

 
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Old Nov 29, 2021 | 10:06 AM
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PAIN, THE PAIN!
 
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