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The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Think today is Armed forces day ! Thanks to all who have served our USA. Is an awesome experience ! My brother still is a PITA ! 
On our tricycles he got my great three wheeler I got a new POC. I had to beat up the neighborhood bully an he ended up my bro’s best friend. Both are PITA’s. 
So would you like to have some Cheetos, Brews and talk about it!
On our tricycles he got my great three wheeler I got a new POC. I had to beat up the neighborhood bully an he ended up my bro’s best friend. Both are PITA’s. So would you like to have some Cheetos, Brews and talk about it!
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I watched a boring show today about raising Briars at the forests edge to feed the Deer!
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I have come to a conclusion that most people do not like Lil Johnny smart *** jokes.
So, this is just another blank spot to stare at. Do you feel you've wasted your time here?
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True story from my neighborhood blog.
"So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. 😢 I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me 😒
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage"
"So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. 😢 I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me 😒
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage"
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Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car.
Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey," He says, " I don't want to tell you how to do something
but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction.
Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey," He says, " I don't want to tell you how to do something
but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction.
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True story from my neighborhood blog.
"So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. 😢 I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me 😒 Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage"
"So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. 😢 I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me 😒
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage"Now THAT'S funny! Good deeds sometimes go awry---at least you made an effort to be helpful.
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The teacher became very worried and asked him about his black eye.
Roger's answer is: "Our house is very small Miss.
Me, my mom and my dad, we sleep on the same bed.
Every night my dad asks, "Roger are you sleeping?"
So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your dad asks again,
keep dead quiet and don't say a word".
Roger's answer is: "Our house is very small Miss.
Me, my mom and my dad, we sleep on the same bed.
Every night my dad asks, "Roger are you sleeping?"
So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your dad asks again,
keep dead quiet and don't say a word".