A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^ Sitting on the john letting gravity do it's thing reading sporting magazine. Reads article on trapping and has a flashback to his pelt collecting days. Realizes the correlation between sisters and his favorites back in the day. Epiphany too much and causes blowout of epic proportions. spends the rest of the night cleaning the walls & floor.
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^ Couldn't contain the furry critter(s). They have a propensity to wander and their (ground) holes become cross threaded. Was worried they would venture into perverted neighbor's domain and pick up some cross thread contamination. That stuff won't wash off!
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^ Was noodling in one of his squirrel holes and got his noodler caught in a spring trap. Perverted neighbor was watching through binoculars and had to help him out of the "jam." Besties from that point forward.