A Harmless, Meaningless, Mind game response
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^^ Takes his magic carpet ride in the spiritual capital of the new age hippies. Gets skeptical when they insist on putting odd shaped rocks in orifices that they don't belong. Really questions it because he's wondering how the string will stay one the oval shaped rock. Makes excuse he's going the outhouse and bails on the hippies. Misses trip into new dimension but figures the price of admission was too high.
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^Fishing trip canceled, boat sits upside down on a dock somewhere. The 12' row boat with a portable lil trolling motor and Lawn Tractor battery is in bad shape now !
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^^ Went to dental clinic to get teeth cleaned. Got done pretty quick, for good reason(s). Hygienist storms out of office mumbling something like "They don't pay me enough to have to put up with this s#$* !!" He argues with the office lady that the bill should be about half of the regular charge, based on the # of teeth present.
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^ Attends a local Yoga class to try to be one with the universe. Gets kicked out in the first 10 min. due to excessive flatulence. Heads down to the nearest quick stop for an energy drink to go with his shrooms.
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^Is out helping little woman put new flowers in the ground, Well the work goes smoothly with lots of plants planted. Only one corner of the far end of the back yard is still open. He asks what gonng go in that plot and lil woman answers U ! 
& is experiencing brain fog symptoms similar to Covid -19, except after his Mederna /J&J vaccine shots - got all 3 just to be sure. Turns and drives the wrong direction all the time. GPS is meaningless, doesn't see stop lights or use turn signals. Forgets headlights all the time and day of months. Realized the other day hes seatbelted into the back seat of a 4 passenger golf cart in the neighbors garage.
& is experiencing brain fog symptoms similar to Covid -19, except after his Mederna /J&J vaccine shots - got all 3 just to be sure. Turns and drives the wrong direction all the time. GPS is meaningless, doesn't see stop lights or use turn signals. Forgets headlights all the time and day of months. Realized the other day hes seatbelted into the back seat of a 4 passenger golf cart in the neighbors garage.
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Puts too many yard trimmings in his hot dog pit. Was buzzed when he was doing the yard and infringed on his cash crop while trimming. There's a breeze blowing and in a short time he notices there are people lining up on the sidewalk to partake in the smoke of his "grass" fire. Pretty soon realizes what's going on, he's a sharp dude, and starts charging people to come in his back yard and get in a more concentrated smoke stream. Realizes this may be a new source of revenue and since the only things that are illegal in Kalifornia are the things that are legal in the other 49, well, actually about 46, this should fly with no harassment from the local po-po's.
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^^ Once dropped a deuce in the Waffle House rest room that closed the facility for a week. Was so proud of it 'til he had to brag about the escapade to his cronies. Pretty soon the story spread and he was legend in the hobo camp. The only drawback, he was sued for damages by WH.
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^plays spin the bottle with a large chalk crayon with his Homies. $5 a spin (win, Loose, loose,L.L.L.L......) Only if the bottle neck points at the W space of the tiny (w) will he win. Is a born Looser he thinks.
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Visits truck stops and tries to recruit the working ladies. Wants to open up a Mani-Pedi shop at the hobo camp and needs some recruits that are "seasoned" in less than pristine personal hygiene. Offers free room & board in exchange for occasional "professional company."
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^ works hard every day & makes good money but still likes to pick old hard bubblegum from under chairs at fast food restaurants & movie theaters. Collects it & uses it as gravel in his driveway, swears it's quieter. Working on a patent now.
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^^ Goes through McDonalds drive through in his underwear. Makes sure his F-150 is piled high with burger wrappers so his whitey tighties blend in. Keeps asking for extra special sauce on his Big Mac.