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Gary Coleman, and proceed to shower him with affection. Gary digs the hot chics but isn't into anything purple and fuzzy. He also doesn't like high profile successful celebs and cuts loose on Julia and Ringo for their part in the PETA ralley at the security guard barbeque. His unmentionable acts land him in the same place PeeWee went, but before he left he got engaged to ugliest hot chic who was in disguise all along and was really non other than...
Cargo Master
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Denzel Washington doing research for an upcoming movie about the 49th parralel, the longest undefended border where traffic is a two way street. What happened to Gary Coleman at this point was really sad because....
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he was hoping to get a leg transplant to finally be the height of the average human being. He was distraught. He was so rattled that he went in his duffel bag while glaring at Denzel and pulled out a...
Post Fiend
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bucket of KFC. Which contained not only the half cooked and greasy poultry but also A special letter bomb that he had designed to send to PETA. Instead of the normal explosion when opened, it would instead...
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make a clucking noise like a chicken, shoot out chicken grease and shoot feathers. So now he stands there with feathers all over his face, smellin' like Colonel Sanders. The only thing he could say was...
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From: Belleville, Ontario
Whachoo talkin' 'bout Willis? I'll get my revenge even if I have to sue every one on this planet for building the sidewalk so close to my a$$. Gary no sooner said this when a great hulking constrution crew walked up behind him and said.....
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