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Oct 14, 2003 | 07:41 AM

#76

Kevin Duffy

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wearing Ronald McDonald pajamas. After the last painted face goon crawls outa the trunk and says, "it was packed tighter then an extra value meal in there." Bewildered Johnny points into the trunk at.....

Oct 14, 2003 | 09:20 AM

#77

kennyrrt

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Squished cowboy hat on the floor and says: those guys are bullfighters and supposed to PROTECTING the rider, where the heck is he?" The purple hat crawls into the trunk with the cowboy hat and ....

Oct 14, 2003 | 09:24 AM

#78

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From: Lufkin

...Mr. Rogers who was singing, "It's a beautiful day in the trunk-a-hood today!...eh!" "Mr. Rogers is Canadian?!?!," yelled Johnny as he kicked the last clown over. With this, the clowns said, "That friggin' Mr. Rogers wouldn't stop singin' so we clowns were about to...

Oct 14, 2003 | 10:55 AM

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gag him, but when we got the rope out and headed towards him, he started shooting at us! So we decided it was best to let him alone. So the endless line of clowns, Johnny, the purple monkey, Mr Rogers, the hat, the hot chicks, and Mr sells go into the moose lip tavern. Mr sells orders a round of Labatt Blue for the whole gang. The purple monkey proposes a toast- "to ......

Oct 14, 2003 | 12:59 PM

#80

bigrigfixer

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"my best friend in the whole wide world. Bottoms up"
Then, looking at his fuzzy hat with legs, he plants a soggy one on the little button at the top of his talking hat. The hot chicks all thought they were going to be toasted and were quite disappointed. Johnny sensed this and ...

Oct 14, 2003 | 01:09 PM

#81

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From: Lufkin

drop kicked the chimp. "Hey, you're supposed to be a good sidekick! BAD SIDEKICK! BAD!" The Chimp, though bleeding from the left nostril, raised his glass once again and said...

Oct 14, 2003 | 04:21 PM

#82

kennyrrt

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Bottoms up! ... girls. The by now bleary-eyed girls cooperatively leaned waaaay over and showed their lovely bottoms to the- wall. All the men stared goggle-eyed disappointingly ....

Oct 14, 2003 | 04:33 PM

#83

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Upon seeing this Johnny said, "GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE FRIGGIN' GUTTER!" Then, out of no where a spider came out of the purple chimps ear and attacked one of the girls! Quickly, Johnny turned around, grabbed his spray can, aimed, and ...

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Oct 14, 2003 | 04:38 PM

#84

bigrigfixer

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sprayed himself in the face. Dazed, he re-aimed properly and got the spider. The hottest of the hot chicks says to Johnny ...

Oct 14, 2003 | 04:44 PM

#85

Vanhecht

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you are my hero, now we must figure out a way for me to repay you. oh i know! we could go and....

Oct 14, 2003 | 04:47 PM

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true4.2

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From: Lufkin

have some fun COW TIPPING!

Oct 14, 2003 | 05:01 PM

#87

willowbilly3

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From: Black Hills of SD

and dwarf chucking, both of which are considered light-hearted foreplay in these parts.

Oct 14, 2003 | 06:46 PM

#88

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So cow tipping and dwarf chucking they went.
Upon getting finished they were covered in mud and much so the girls said why don't we go back to my place and....

Oct 14, 2003 | 07:14 PM

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...take a shower and so they did, to get all that "mud" off,then they went into the pool room and.....

Oct 14, 2003 | 08:51 PM

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Billy Graham was in there so they all get baptised. Then the other Billy Graham shows up and says " I have just opened a new Filmore West. Why don't you all come over tonight and listen to....