Story time
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Meanwhile, out in the hotrod pinto, a sore-lookin' bullrider pulled himself from the spare tire well. "Wow!" he says, "I feel like I been ridin' around in the trunk of a pinto car, bein' sat on by those damn clowns" as he looked out at the gloomy night. A pinto suspension just ain't made for these kinds of load. He had taken more of a beating than any bull gave. And oh, man, his favorite hat lay crushed on the parking lot asphalt! How did he get in that trunk to start? Someone will pay! And it won't be entry fees .....
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it will be fun! So, as the night went on they went to listen to a parrot play his violin at Billy Grahams house. The hot chicks squealed with joy at the sound the parrot was making..it sounded like a ricer.......
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or a bumble bee in a beer can, they weren't sure which. The tune reminded the monkey of the old country, where he and his people were oppressed by Lord Farquad in the lush hillsides of......
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kalamazoo michigan, where coke is a pap and you have to ask your mam if you can go out. anywho the monkey started doing his old kalamazoo tribal dance where he swings from the trees and throws...
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freshly dropped dung. The hot chicks are thoroughly disgusted, and kick the monkey out of the group. "take your fuzzy legged hat with you, and don't let the door hit you on the way out" says the second hottest chick of the hot chicks.
The monkey hangs his head in shame, grabs the walking hat and says
The monkey hangs his head in shame, grabs the walking hat and says
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"You will regret the day you dishonored Rembrant the Kalamazooian Purple Monkey! "
The parrot then asks if he could take the place of the now deported primate. The ugliest of the hot chicks says to him "..........
The parrot then asks if he could take the place of the now deported primate. The ugliest of the hot chicks says to him "..........
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Eat string cheese and slim jims while drinkin Gin-n-juice.....buuuuurrrrrrrrppppp, Oh excuse me parrot I just sat on a,
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ALL ABOARD!!!! To which they all squeezed into the hot rod Pinto,fired it up and left in a cloud of tire smoke that polluted the entire area for miles around. When we get to the valley we're gonna............
