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fit more hot chicks. They searched high and low, but the best they could do was an SHO Taurus. The SHO was quick, but compared to the blown big block, something was missing. So he called up his long time friend, Carrol Shelby, and he shipped over a 427 cammer. This installation was going to take some ox-acetelyne skills. There was only one person up to this task........
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Tossed the 427 and mounted in its place a V-12 Rolls Royce Merlin and put the cammer in the back to drive the rear wheels. When she finished the job she turned to the ugliest hot chick whose talents were yet unestablished and said "now do your thing" which to everyones surprise was...
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installing a flux capaciter enableing the Taurus to achieve time travel. Upon hearing this, Johnny turns to the parrot and asks,"Well my winged friend, where shall we travel to first"? The parrot replies with saying...
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A futuristic place where hamburgers no longer exist due to the repeted findings of horse meat in MacDonalds Quarter blunder. Steak on a bun was now refered to as a Jr.Burger and 5 pound rack of ribs was a side order. With their mouths watering for this kind of good eats the group decided to head for the closest....
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race track and find a thoroughbred to barbeque. Now they started a whole new fad at the track where the loosing horse got invited to the tailgate party as the hors' d'ourves, or horse doovers as the locals called it. Now those hot chicks could whip out some mean doovers and when they were all done the got invited to...
