Story time
Story time
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From: Wichita KS.
. . . hey, you wanna race my truck for your soul? John said . . .
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....Nothing and laughed at the evil man and shot him w/ his ak47. Then he drove 200 miles south and he found a purple monkey with a little cane saying "hay u man boy, u gotta ah nickol" on the side of the road and said hey maybe i could use this for...
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"Uh...well..uh.....sir.....you see...."
Johnny then pointed behind the officer - "Look! I'm over there!"
the cop whirled around to see where Johnny was, and Johnny snatched his donuts and put the pedal to the floor.
As the hell-Pinto picked up speed, the wind caught the chimp's purple fuzzy hat and it went flying out onto the highway...
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Johnny then pointed behind the officer - "Look! I'm over there!"
the cop whirled around to see where Johnny was, and Johnny snatched his donuts and put the pedal to the floor.
As the hell-Pinto picked up speed, the wind caught the chimp's purple fuzzy hat and it went flying out onto the highway...
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The Pacifier
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From: Cloverdale, BC
grew legs and started chasing the blown 460 powered Pinto.
John slowed a bit to let the chimp's purple fuzzy legged hat into the car. As soon as the hat was in, John tromped on it, the dual quads fully opened, and the Pinto came up on it's two rear slicks.
As Johnny is flying down the freeway doing a wheelie, he says to one of the hot chicks ...
John slowed a bit to let the chimp's purple fuzzy legged hat into the car. As soon as the hat was in, John tromped on it, the dual quads fully opened, and the Pinto came up on it's two rear slicks.
As Johnny is flying down the freeway doing a wheelie, he says to one of the hot chicks ...
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From: American by birth, TEXAN
"you re supposed to be payin attention to me, not my royally robed friend here" as he disgustedly watched his companions fawn over the pimp chimp. the monkey heard his comment and retorted saucily...