Story time
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From: Conway Arkansas
local ricer hang out.
The ricers make fun of their car and want to race for pinks.
The hat tells the ricers he'll give them a 10 second head start in the 1/4 mile...
The ricer takes off.... 10 seconds later the Pinto takes off....
The ricer is only 3 feet ahead of the pinto after its headstart and the hat waves to them as they go by and says....
The ricers make fun of their car and want to race for pinks.
The hat tells the ricers he'll give them a 10 second head start in the 1/4 mile...
The ricer takes off.... 10 seconds later the Pinto takes off....
The ricer is only 3 feet ahead of the pinto after its headstart and the hat waves to them as they go by and says....
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From: Thomson, GA
the recycling plant to redeem their chunk of scrap metal (the exhaust from the pinto blew the paint off the ricer- revealing the base coat that said "budweiser") With the money they collected for the equivilant of 147 beer cans, the hot chicks had an idea! They could......
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"Not today, how about racing for pinks and purples instead? " The packard agrees, but there is a twist to this race- they are racing all the way to Sacramento! Good thing Johnny installed that 120 gallon fuel cell. So the packard revvs his beautifly restored car and johnny hears a sound he has heard many times over the years. The small block chebbie firing order, and it was coming from the packard. He looks at the headers, and sure enough- there are 2 exhaist ports side by side. Johnny gets mad and.....
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From: Thomson, GA
Looks like we are going with plan B- CANADA!!! where every other letter is an A, so you dont forget- Just like alabama!!!! So they hit the interstate headed north. They get to the border and the ford loving border guard asks Johnny-
The Pacifier
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From: Cloverdale, BC
where do you think you're going with those hot chicks, eh?
Johnny says "I wanna take 'em to a hockey game, eh!"
The border guard says "f****n eh! have a nice day, eh."
Johnny peels, comes back up on two wheels, and continues northward, eh...
Johnny says "I wanna take 'em to a hockey game, eh!"
The border guard says "f****n eh! have a nice day, eh."
Johnny peels, comes back up on two wheels, and continues northward, eh...
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From: Black Hills of SD
Then the babes and purples start whining for something to eat so they pull over at the Moose Lip Tavern and as they are walking across the parking lot some hoser in a 56 Mercury pickup comes sliding into the parking lot and...
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From: Kalispell, Mt.
gets out and walks over to the Pinto..amazed there is a humongous engine stuffed into it! He says to Johnny, "Hey, How in the world did you stuff this engine, all these chiks, a purple hat with legs & stuff in here...and find room for a back seat....eh?" To which Johnny coolly replies......
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Sometimes you jus gotta beat it to fit and paint it to match Mr. Sells. You see, my name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but you gotta see what's in the trunk. So Johnny opens the lid and reveals to Mr. Sells...
Last edited by Bruin52; Oct 14, 2003 at 07:30 AM.
