Story time
The Pacifier
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From: Cloverdale, BC
"No, you're confused, Johnny," says the ugliest hot chick of the original group of hot chicks. "You're thinking of POW CATTIE. Cow pattie is another name for chocolate cake." So Johnny profusely appologizes up and down to all 6 hot chicks for making such a blatantly obvious error in memory. The hottest hot chick in group number one then says ...
Post Fiend
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From: Black Hills of SD
prove that you are on the up and up and show me the goods. So #1 new hot chick alien jumps in her Thunderbolt with Johnny but just as she cut a .50 light and launched the badboy T-bolt they both heard..
Post Fiend
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From: Black Hills of SD
large fat dude with the bib overalls over at the local Big Boy. And since Johnny had been the original model for the Big Boy, he took it very personal. He went up to bigfoot and said " Hey whats the big idea tearing up the mega-me. Then bigfoot turned to Johnny and...
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From: Thomson, GA
"boy, let me tell you what..........
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The alien watched as the story unfolded through his telescope 10 zillion light years away. His attempts to intervene and change the course of events was thwarted by the speed of light. Only now was the first page of history unfolding through his lens and his gallant efforts would return to earth some seven pages later. Out of time...out of step with the rest of the world...He could only vapor lock his rebreather and wait...would the monkey survive this rip in the thread of time and space.
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From: Thomson, GA
ummm... o..kay...They didnt have time to wait for next weeks episode, so they turned off the TV and decided that there were too many people and some would have to stay behind as a sacrifice to Bigfoot. There was only one way to decide who would go and who would remain in the time warp...
Cargo Master
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From: Belleville, Ontario
They decided to get the hell out of China. Fully fuelled, Johnny heads out to sea. Half way home, Johnny looks in the rearview and sees Bigfoot closing in on him."Time to hit the juice!" says Johnny. The middle hot chic says "Wait a minute! Who's that driving Bigfoot? Johnny gets out his binoculars, and much to his amazement, the driver of Bigfoot was none other than.......