Story time
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From: Annapolis, Maryland
..."Well that does it for this suit!"
Up ahead, the hell-Honda had stopped so the driver could dump some more octane booster into the tank. Johhny sped up beside him, and the purple chimp used his razor-sharp cane to poke the Honda's tires out.
"Now we've got you!" Said Johnny to the hell-Honda driver.
The driver then turned to face Johnny, and he was shocked by what he saw! The driver was none other than...
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Up ahead, the hell-Honda had stopped so the driver could dump some more octane booster into the tank. Johhny sped up beside him, and the purple chimp used his razor-sharp cane to poke the Honda's tires out.
"Now we've got you!" Said Johnny to the hell-Honda driver.
The driver then turned to face Johnny, and he was shocked by what he saw! The driver was none other than...
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"The robusticated flammification of my hair serves to further exemplify the fiddly-flameabbilification of that sorry little pinto which has no further bearing on the fustigation of my own car!"
The driver of the Pinto that hit Don King got out, and it was none other than...
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The driver of the Pinto that hit Don King got out, and it was none other than...
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From: Joshua Tree, CA
..."She's in the back seat"...
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
So Johnny said: (remember Johnny? This is a story about Johnny...)
"Umm... Fellas - I think we need to git outta DALLAS!"
And he floored the sucker....
"Umm... Fellas - I think we need to git outta DALLAS!"
And he floored the sucker....
Last edited by Greywolf; Oct 12, 2003 at 10:03 PM.
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Pablo. Johnny told him he was on his way out to Kali.
"Hey man, you dont wanna come here man. It cost like triple now to register your car man."
So Johnny clicked his 1988 Motorola cell off. They had to get outa Dallas. But his NOS bottle was empty. So he told the hot chicks to get out and push. When all of a sudden....
"Hey man, you dont wanna come here man. It cost like triple now to register your car man."
So Johnny clicked his 1988 Motorola cell off. They had to get outa Dallas. But his NOS bottle was empty. So he told the hot chicks to get out and push. When all of a sudden....
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From: Zville, Ohio u.s.a.
John F. Kennedy weilding a M1 rifle shooting from a window in the book depository. Johnny turns to the girls and says, "Well now, if this isn't some weird turn of events". Johnny yells up to Johnny K. and asks him...