Story time
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John F. Kennedy was in the 460 Pinto, but 1,347 secret service agents were following and Johnny thought, I may not hafta worry bout my EGR valve no more seein as to how I gots JFK flippin the switches for my 8 track now. When all of a sudden Johnny heard........
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a hiss sound coming from the hatch area of his pinto. It seems that JFK forgot to use the teflon tape when he was hooking up the nitrous. For some reason or another, they all thought this was funny. The humor was only a hiccup compared to what happened next, cause when they stopped at the stop sign, all 1347 of the secret service men.....
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Johnny could not believe his eyes so he grabbed Alfred by the hair and the hair popped off revealing yet another mask. Johnny slammed the brakes and his jaw hit the chromed chain link steering wheel when he saw..........................
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John Wayne, who imediately pulled out his six shooters, turned to the girls and...
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From: Lufkin
...I'd give you an autograph, but all these durned masks are making me di...dizz.....di.zzy..uh. As "Clint" fainted, Johnny went into a panic... "Whadawedo now Chimp?!" At that time the fuzzy legged hat slapped Johnny in the face and whispered in the chimps ear these 6 words...
