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beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Johnny was startled by his alarm clock. Only in his dreams can Johnny be such a stud. Hot chicks, a souped up Pinto, and a talking purple monkey. But Johnny looked at his calender and it was the weekend. So he popped a few Nyquil and fell asleep. For some reason Pamala and her chicken legs were running through his mind when....
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his mother came to get him out of bed. "there's something you must see!" she said. So johnny gets dressed and goes downstairs. To his amazement, on the TV screen, the local newsman was reporting live from.....
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The Big Boy where it seems a bigfoot had mauled there sign and ran off after some dude with hot chicks. No in total confusion and amazement Johnny turned to his ma, and aging hot chick herself, and...
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fainted. When he recovered, he remembered there was a rusting pinto in the back yard...... he scurries out and hot wires it, and amazingly, it cranks!! he revves it, expecting the earth shaking rumble of a big block, but is sadly dissapointed by the 88 hp SOHC 2.3 liter inline four. But he decides this will have to do. he guns it over to the Big Boy and gives Bigfoot a piece of his mind. The foot didnt take to kinly to this and replyed with a.......
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meak Mike Tyson type voice. He said, im only doing this because of that. Bigfoot pointed at a sign that read: No shirt, No shoes, No big feet, No service. After hearing this Johnny started to bust a gut and roll on the ground. Whiched caused bigfoot to....
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Bing crosby. He was his roomate in college when he was getting his PhD in.....
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dancing while living with four 88 year old Rockettes, who maintained their dancing abilities through a great many years of studying the finer arts of the Fred Astaire Dancing Videos that were reproduced in technicolor and enhanced for video and sound clarity. Then after doing a quick tap dance , Bigfoot shouted eeee-hawwww! and started doing backflips across the parking lot, off into the trees and dissapeared, forever this time, into the crowded suburbs of the unknown city in the woods.
Johnny just stood there in total awe, mouth hanging open, when all of a sudden 3 hot chicks walked out and towards him, one carrying a purple monkey and a hat with legs!! OMG, Johnny thinks to himself. Am I dreaming again? He turns and miraculously his beat up Pinto had , again, turned into that 427 monster! Johnny just smiles and thinks........................
Johnny just stood there in total awe, mouth hanging open, when all of a sudden 3 hot chicks walked out and towards him, one carrying a purple monkey and a hat with legs!! OMG, Johnny thinks to himself. Am I dreaming again? He turns and miraculously his beat up Pinto had , again, turned into that 427 monster! Johnny just smiles and thinks........................
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Well non other than Julia Roberts. She had read for the part of the monkey because she had the lips for it but they cast her instead as the hat because of her scrawney legs and total lack of the vocal capabilitys that the monkey part required. She was disgusted but took the part since she needed the money for...
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all those dilly-whoppers that she bought at the dilly-whopper store. She thought to herself ~What better way to use all my dilly-whoppers that to act like a hat with legs! How hard can that be?!~ Little did she know that she was being stalked by ...
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A Canadian moose looking for his stolen lips. The tip about the tavern named "Moose Lips" turned out to be a dead end. The only other place where lips that big had been seen was on the face of Julia Roberts. With a full moose head of steam....
