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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 10:18 AM
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China. (Betcha didnt know those M/T's could help ya float!) They were there to see..........
 
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.....That Big Ol' Wall thing,when they saw it they said...
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 01:24 PM
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"WOW! What a big Ol' Wall thing!" But on top of the wall was the real surprise! They saw none other than . . .
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 01:32 PM
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George Bush Sr!!!!! He was there to offer his apology for his little up-chuck inident a few years back, and had stopped to see the wall thingy. He saw Johnny and remembered him from the Fun Ford Weekend back in 83. He had one piece of advice for him.............
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 02:21 PM
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...Allways wear clean boxers and make sure you keep gas in your tank...then George Sr jumped off the wall and ran to his Chinesse Mistress,then Johnny said lets go to....
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 06:40 PM
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cruise on the top of the wall and look for a nitrous store since we have used it all up. Two things you don't want to be without in China is nitrous and a bobbing head Nixon doll for the dash. But on the way to the bobbing head Nixon store they blew a...
 

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......a tire and then went to get......
 

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itty,bitty Chinese air freseners to get rid of that horrible smell from...
 
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Old Oct 15, 2003 | 07:38 PM
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eating pickled hard boiled eggs at the Moose Lip. But when they got to the itty bitty air fresheber store they were horrified to find....
 
Old Oct 15, 2003 | 07:41 PM
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Teeny tiny air fresheners instead of itty bitty ones so they said....
 
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"Holy Pine Trees, Batman! Its out arch rival- Vanilla Fields!" The odor causes the hot chicks to start a sneezing fit that only ended when.....
 
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A wind storm blew in annoncing the arrival of none other than CAPTAIN FLATULENCE!!! He turned around and positioned himself to let one rip and said...
 
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his archrival Lord Winderschmere arrived also and it was a fartoff of the titans. Unfortunately our happy little group got caught in the crossfire and had to...
 
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........All go to the Steak house to eat, then they all cramed in a 79 F-150 4x4 and hit the rode south to..........
 



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