Story time
Post Fiend
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From: Black Hills of SD
monkey and I can't do that very well. How about if we just play it on the play station instead. So he whips out his playstation and a 12 foot TV so it will be lifesized and then just as they were getting started Dennis came down with a bad case of...
Post Fiend
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From: Black Hills of SD
heads stright for the hot chicks and says"where you keeping the plump and the homely chicks?" Then the parrot says"Bill you still into babes with pimply butts?" To which Bill replied "I haven't had a good mess of fried parrot in a spell." Well I guess you know this set off...
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smoke a cigar...well with no parrot to guide, they decided to go to the movies. They went downtown and were looking for a movie theater when..........
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They were attacked by an angry flock of parrots screaming"The alarm! Get those guys. They're the ones who ate Pedro The Wiseguy!" Johnny couldn't stand the thought of the Pinto getting covered in parrot s#!t, so he headed straight to....
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A place that seemed so familiar. They knew they would be safe there. Since they have the best thingy majigs around the imaginary world. Then upon arriving at a place called Bufallo Bills Slaughter House, Johnny had a bright idea...
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Shot down those pesky parrots with the suns blinding rays. Some more hot chicks across the street saw the astounding spectical. They just had to reward Johnny. So these three hotter hot chicks came over and said.....
Post Fiend
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From: Black Hills of SD
Why thank you most kind sir, my translator implant has been acting up every since I came to this planet. Now if you would kindly direct me to the nearest Tractor Supply so we can reload our.....
Cargo Master
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From: Belleville, Ontario
Aerostarcruiser with red check shifts and feed pellets. We need to search your planet for a very valuable and wholesome substance that you call COW PATTIES. We will pay ANY price for this. Johnny sees a huge opportunity and asks....