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Old Aug 15, 2021 | 04:01 PM
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Old Aug 15, 2021 | 10:35 PM
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He comes home late one night - after an out with the guys.
Well; He gets in bed with his wife and as he pulls up the covers
he pulled the blankets exposing 6 feet.
 
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday...lying in a hospital bed dying of nothing.
 
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Old Aug 16, 2021 | 06:02 AM
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Blind and deaf women make the greatest girlfriends don't they? LOL
And here we thought there was only one way to enjoy a woman's company during that 5 minutes when they're doing their wifely duties?
 
Old Aug 17, 2021 | 04:52 AM
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So a gal calls her doctor telling him she has diarrihia, can she take a bath?

Doctor says "Sure----if you have enough!"

One more: FedEx guy knocks on a door and a six year old kid opens it wearing just his underwear, smokin' a joint and a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand. FedEx askes: Is your mother home?"

Kid says: "what do you think?"
 
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I've invented Twofacebook...the antisocial network. You start by being friends with the entire world and defriend people one by one.
 
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Saw an interesting input on "2FAC3EDBOOK " ____ gremlins are offering rebates for marketing ideas !
 
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Old Aug 17, 2021 | 06:31 PM
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I got fired from my job at the bank today.

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Haircuts are great...I do none of the work and get all of the credit.
 
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Old Aug 18, 2021 | 03:59 AM
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Haircuts are great...I do none of the work and get all of the credit.
Huh, that one went over my head?
 
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Huh, that one went over my head?

The barber/hairdresser does all the work...and...people tell you how good it looks.
 
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