Part VI
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From: McKenzie River
Speaking of COPS..................Anybody remember the one where the officer with a prosthetic leg, ran down and captured a perp?..........He totally embarrassed the guy on camera and asked if he was going to tell them in the jailhouse, that he got run down by a one legged cop!.......How about the guy with crack in his pants pocket? when asked where he got it, he said, "that aint mine!....these aint even my pants! I just bought em' at the thrift store!"
Smokin
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explosion of flavors in your mouth...
Now, usually when this happens to me, it doesn't involve dougnuts...
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From: Norlina NC
lol
Smokin
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Speaking of COPS..................Anybody remember the one where the officer with a prosthetic leg, ran down and captured a perp?..........He totally embarrassed the guy on camera and asked if he was going to tell them in the jailhouse, that he got run down by a one legged cop!.......How about the guy with crack in his pants pocket? when asked where he got it, he said, "that aint mine!....these aint even my pants! I just bought em' at the thrift store!"
My favorite was the one where the woman called 911 because someone stole her crack..so they showed up and arrested her.
Holiday sprinkles? haha. My favorite is when the coffee places start selling the peppermint mocha. That stuff is MY crack.
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From: Norlina NC
Post Fiend
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From: McKenzie River
How about the guy they nailed for car theft, searched the car and found crack.........His response, " That aint my crack!, I just stole this car! how was I supposed to know there was crack in it!"
Smokin
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What do you do for a living? I just realized I know nothing about you.
Haha..that's awesome. One thing about petty criminals, is they tend to be pretty stupid...
I saw one the other day, a domestic distrubance call..a guy was hittin his girlfriend in the car, she had a big ol shiner and there was blood in the car. The officers on scene were asking him about it..and he was all..."I didn't hit her. I just had a few beers. I had a beer in my hand"...
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From: SpringHill,Fl
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From: Norlina NC
thats when theyre best... i love iced mochas....
sit on my butt atm... use to be a grunt... had all kinds of jobs... got tired of making junk money so i went back to school.. graduated and have been trying to get a job welding buit havent been having any luck around here... worst part is i dont have the money to move either... areas conjested with unemployed people... from 2 big reasons.. it being a heavy military area with lots of retiree's.. so you got all those "experienced" retired military guys going for "extra money" jobs... other reason is because its a military area we're flooded with bunch of military familys.. so you got all the kids looking for work too that just want "date" money... our schools are so over loaded with students they pretty much build a new one every 2 yrs...
sit on my butt atm... use to be a grunt... had all kinds of jobs... got tired of making junk money so i went back to school.. graduated and have been trying to get a job welding buit havent been having any luck around here... worst part is i dont have the money to move either... areas conjested with unemployed people... from 2 big reasons.. it being a heavy military area with lots of retiree's.. so you got all those "experienced" retired military guys going for "extra money" jobs... other reason is because its a military area we're flooded with bunch of military familys.. so you got all the kids looking for work too that just want "date" money... our schools are so over loaded with students they pretty much build a new one every 2 yrs...
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From: BLT, MN
That my friend is funny. Nothing says "Holidays" like the temp dropping below 90 finally! LOL
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From: BLT, MN
thats when theyre best... i love iced mochas....
sit on my butt atm... use to be a grunt... had all kinds of jobs... got tired of making junk money so i went back to school.. graduated and have been trying to get a job welding buit havent been having any luck around here... worst part is i dont have the money to move either... areas conjested with unemployed people... from 2 big reasons.. it being a heavy military area with lots of retiree's.. so you got all those "experienced" retired military guys going for "extra money" jobs... other reason is because its a military area we're flooded with bunch of military familys.. so you got all the kids looking for work too that just want "date" money... our schools are so over loaded with students they pretty much build a new one every 2 yrs...
sit on my butt atm... use to be a grunt... had all kinds of jobs... got tired of making junk money so i went back to school.. graduated and have been trying to get a job welding buit havent been having any luck around here... worst part is i dont have the money to move either... areas conjested with unemployed people... from 2 big reasons.. it being a heavy military area with lots of retiree's.. so you got all those "experienced" retired military guys going for "extra money" jobs... other reason is because its a military area we're flooded with bunch of military familys.. so you got all the kids looking for work too that just want "date" money... our schools are so over loaded with students they pretty much build a new one every 2 yrs...
Not working has got to suck big time.
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I was thinking the same thing Jay. LOL!
See I like my coffee so hot it'll burn a hole through the table if I spill it. haha.
Well the job situation sucks right now, especially in a place like that where the market is so saturated with employable people. I hope it gets better for you!
thats when theyre best... i love iced mochas....
sit on my butt atm... use to be a grunt... had all kinds of jobs... got tired of making junk money so i went back to school.. graduated and have been trying to get a job welding buit havent been having any luck around here... worst part is i dont have the money to move either... areas conjested with unemployed people... from 2 big reasons.. it being a heavy military area with lots of retiree's.. so you got all those "experienced" retired military guys going for "extra money" jobs... other reason is because its a military area we're flooded with bunch of military familys.. so you got all the kids looking for work too that just want "date" money... our schools are so over loaded with students they pretty much build a new one every 2 yrs...
sit on my butt atm... use to be a grunt... had all kinds of jobs... got tired of making junk money so i went back to school.. graduated and have been trying to get a job welding buit havent been having any luck around here... worst part is i dont have the money to move either... areas conjested with unemployed people... from 2 big reasons.. it being a heavy military area with lots of retiree's.. so you got all those "experienced" retired military guys going for "extra money" jobs... other reason is because its a military area we're flooded with bunch of military familys.. so you got all the kids looking for work too that just want "date" money... our schools are so over loaded with students they pretty much build a new one every 2 yrs...
Well the job situation sucks right now, especially in a place like that where the market is so saturated with employable people. I hope it gets better for you!
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From: North Central Rural Sask.
Heres a tune that came to mind when you posted that bit about the fella saying it was kinda like running from the cops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGFWrFtq3RY
NEVER would I ever have done that
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From: Norlina NC
I was thinking the same thing Jay. LOL!
See I like my coffee so hot it'll burn a hole through the table if I spill it. haha.
Well the job situation sucks right now, especially in a place like that where the market is so saturated with employable people. I hope it gets better for you!
See I like my coffee so hot it'll burn a hole through the table if I spill it. haha.
Well the job situation sucks right now, especially in a place like that where the market is so saturated with employable people. I hope it gets better for you!
me too... i want money again.. got to pay people back too... when i went back to school the economy started to fall.. but hadnt tanked yet.. it was like any other yr... 3rd semester in is when the bottom fell out and tanked big time...
last 2 ive gotten close to getting they told me straight out.. the one i was up against 580 canidates... id tested into the top 68 they were looking at and they were trying to fill 32 spots....
the 2nd one i was told i was in the mix with over 800 canidates... after the first interview i didnt hear from them again...
