Part VI
Posting Guru
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From: Washington Oregon
I've been in a hidyhole!! 
Where I fit best!! lol
Work has been keeping me busy.. Among other things..
How are you??
Where I fit best!! lol
Work has been keeping me busy.. Among other things..
How are you??
Posting Guru
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From: Monroe Michigan
Post Fiend
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From: Wallingford, CT
Well that makes two of us. Just kidding, Edmo. I'm not glad you're hurting.
A few of those should help the pain a little. I guess I won't take speed bumps as quickly when you're in the truck.
Well today I spent a half hour picking a mouse nest out of my engine valley. I despise mice. I couldn't fit my fat hand down there so I had to fish out as much as I could with safety wire. Then got the rest out with a hose. I really hate mice.
A few of those should help the pain a little. I guess I won't take speed bumps as quickly when you're in the truck.Well today I spent a half hour picking a mouse nest out of my engine valley. I despise mice. I couldn't fit my fat hand down there so I had to fish out as much as I could with safety wire. Then got the rest out with a hose. I really hate mice.
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Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: BLT, MN
> Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears
> about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota
> for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
>
> He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches
> under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a teat and pulls...
> the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow,
> then reaches under to try again.
>
> He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come
> out, however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole
> decides to buy the cow.
>
> When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
> says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull
> her teat, and see vat happens.'
>
> Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
>
> Sven looks at Ole and says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota,
> didn't yah?
>
> Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole
> replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
>
> Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'
> about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota
> for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
>
> He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches
> under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a teat and pulls...
> the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow,
> then reaches under to try again.
>
> He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come
> out, however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole
> decides to buy the cow.
>
> When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
> says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull
> her teat, and see vat happens.'
>
> Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
>
> Sven looks at Ole and says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota,
> didn't yah?
>
> Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole
> replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
>
> Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'
Postmaster
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
Hey my jelly beans!
rain finally quit. a little flooding in the motel but nothing me and my sham wow cannot handle together. I have removed three five gallon buckets with one sham wow. The sales guy is a oddball and I don't love his nuts but he got me to buy some and no regrets.
Soo mark you gonna be ready for a treat? I am going to introduce you to a friend. Yup. you want wild holy frick you are going to get it. I told her I would pass along her yahoo. and you two can go from there (can you sing super freak)
Lisa thank you. bittersweet but glad as hell to be back.
rain finally quit. a little flooding in the motel but nothing me and my sham wow cannot handle together. I have removed three five gallon buckets with one sham wow. The sales guy is a oddball and I don't love his nuts but he got me to buy some and no regrets.
Soo mark you gonna be ready for a treat? I am going to introduce you to a friend. Yup. you want wild holy frick you are going to get it. I told her I would pass along her yahoo. and you two can go from there (can you sing super freak)
Lisa thank you. bittersweet but glad as hell to be back.
Postmaster
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
Hey my jelly beans!
rain finally quit. a little flooding in the motel but nothing me and my sham wow cannot handle together. I have removed three five gallon buckets with one sham wow. The sales guy is a oddball and I don't love his nuts but he got me to buy some and no regrets.
Soo mark you gonna be ready for a treat? I am going to introduce you to a friend. Yup. you want wild holy frick you are going to get it. I told her I would pass along her yahoo. and you two can go from there (can you sing super freak)
Lisa thank you. bittersweet but glad as hell to be back.
rain finally quit. a little flooding in the motel but nothing me and my sham wow cannot handle together. I have removed three five gallon buckets with one sham wow. The sales guy is a oddball and I don't love his nuts but he got me to buy some and no regrets.
Soo mark you gonna be ready for a treat? I am going to introduce you to a friend. Yup. you want wild holy frick you are going to get it. I told her I would pass along her yahoo. and you two can go from there (can you sing super freak)
Lisa thank you. bittersweet but glad as hell to be back.
Postmaster
Joined: Jul 2006
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From: Indianapolis
Hey Mel good to see ya! Good evening, morning, aw hell I give up. I missed being on FTE, too busy with work and keeping up with stupid facebook. I'll be home in less than 3 weeks, can't friggin wait!!
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Snowboard season cometh..
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
g'morning all! Just woke up! Running late for what I'd planned, but I didn't get to sleep until 1AM!! I'm itching to go drive Nyx after my work on her yesterday! But, pups first, then bike & run. Hope y'all are doing awesome!
