Part VI
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
moose smooch!!!!
so I bought Haylee a b-day present................
thought it would be a excellent idea if I got one too so she would have someone to ride with...
it was brilliant until I turned the wrong way and it rolled over me..... ouch
but that wasn't good enough, while Haylee was riding behind me this big 45 degree angle rock jumped in front of me on the trail, and so I thought hell I've been up this in my Jeep I'll make this.....(note to self, a quad is not a Jeep...) so as Haylee watched... the quad found major traction and when those tire grabbed the quad shot dam near straight up about five feet in the air and right when it was about to land and crush me, (as Haylee would say I "scooby doo" it) with all my strength I kicked the SOB with everything I had. I was really surprised It did not land on me. Haylee freaked out big time...
The bike was damaged... must have been the kick.... broke the knuckle and the lower control arm so far, will take apart tonight or tomorrow and see what else. parts are on order.... will have on 14th.. should be healed by then....
oh hurt!
let me tell you about pain......
it hurts, don't even get pain...... it hurts
I only tell you this because there will be no chasing anyone for a while(pulled muscle back of leg), no high fives, no hugs,cause anyone touches my back or whats left of it, I will immediately go in to shock from the pain and die.
so laugh at me at Riffraff East, tease me, take full advantage of my weaken state right now but under no circumstance touch me...
everything from knee up is hurting...
I will be fine. do not send gifts, or cards of sympathy or anything else...
so I bought Haylee a b-day present................
thought it would be a excellent idea if I got one too so she would have someone to ride with...
it was brilliant until I turned the wrong way and it rolled over me..... ouch
but that wasn't good enough, while Haylee was riding behind me this big 45 degree angle rock jumped in front of me on the trail, and so I thought hell I've been up this in my Jeep I'll make this.....(note to self, a quad is not a Jeep...) so as Haylee watched... the quad found major traction and when those tire grabbed the quad shot dam near straight up about five feet in the air and right when it was about to land and crush me, (as Haylee would say I "scooby doo" it) with all my strength I kicked the SOB with everything I had. I was really surprised It did not land on me. Haylee freaked out big time...
The bike was damaged... must have been the kick.... broke the knuckle and the lower control arm so far, will take apart tonight or tomorrow and see what else. parts are on order.... will have on 14th.. should be healed by then....
oh hurt!
let me tell you about pain......
it hurts, don't even get pain...... it hurts
I only tell you this because there will be no chasing anyone for a while(pulled muscle back of leg), no high fives, no hugs,cause anyone touches my back or whats left of it, I will immediately go in to shock from the pain and die.
so laugh at me at Riffraff East, tease me, take full advantage of my weaken state right now but under no circumstance touch me...
everything from knee up is hurting...
I will be fine. do not send gifts, or cards of sympathy or anything else...
here ya go you might need these
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From: SpringHill,Fl
> Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears
> about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota
> for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
>
> He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches
> under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a teat and pulls...
> the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow,
> then reaches under to try again.
>
> He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come
> out, however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole
> decides to buy the cow.
>
> When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
> says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull
> her teat, and see vat happens.'
>
> Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
>
> Sven looks at Ole and says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota,
> didn't yah?
>
> Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole
> replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
>
> Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'
> about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota
> for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
>
> He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches
> under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a teat and pulls...
> the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow,
> then reaches under to try again.
>
> He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come
> out, however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole
> decides to buy the cow.
>
> When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
> says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull
> her teat, and see vat happens.'
>
> Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
>
> Sven looks at Ole and says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota,
> didn't yah?
>
> Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole
> replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
>
> Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'
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From: Yuba City, CA.
> Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow and hears
> about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota
> for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
>
> He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches
> under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a teat and pulls...
> the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow,
> then reaches under to try again.
>
> He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come
> out, however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole
> decides to buy the cow.
>
> When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
> says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull
> her teat, and see vat happens.'
>
> Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
>
> Sven looks at Ole and says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota,
> didn't yah?
>
> Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole
> replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
>
> Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'
> about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be North Dakota
> for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
>
> He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches
> under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a teat and pulls...
> the cow farts. Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the cow,
> then reaches under to try again.
>
> He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come
> out, however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole
> decides to buy the cow.
>
> When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
> says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull
> her teat, and see vat happens.'
>
> Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
>
> Sven looks at Ole and says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota,
> didn't yah?
>
> Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole
> replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
>
> Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'
LMAO
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yea, I have been wanting to get some of these babys for awhile, and Haylee has so much fun on them I just had to.. it gives me a few more years of fun together before she is 18 and then she may be off to explore the world..... or school or what ever she is going to do..
Evenin peeps!
Ed, you gotta be more careful on the trails buddy.
Anyhoo, the FTE women have been called out. Cris, Lisa, check this out.
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...1&postcount=29
Yep.
Oh, and by the way, have you guys voted in round 6 yet? Click the link in my sig.
Ed, you gotta be more careful on the trails buddy.
Anyhoo, the FTE women have been called out. Cris, Lisa, check this out.
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...1&postcount=29
Yep.
Oh, and by the way, have you guys voted in round 6 yet? Click the link in my sig.
I will be from now on, that is for sure, And Haylee has a new respect for what these quad can do to you.....
I'm just glad it was me that crashed........
I need one......
Haylee is cured for any danger baby stunts, if it isn't a good trail turn around and find another......
Ed
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Remember my Thank you post, the reaction I got.....
Don't let them bother you, it's better to ignore them, than react to them... just be a duck in the water...let it roll off your back.
