Part VI
Post Fiend
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From: SpringHill,Fl
ok...I walked the dog...ran the weedeater around the pool...vacuumed the pool...gotta take some books to the library and get a couple more...11 am and 103 degrees...need to get the errands done!
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Snowboard season cometh..
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 5,406
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
Howdy all!! I'm about to take a nap! I biked 9 miles then ran 5.7, and THEN when out to work on a buddy's car that I'm helping him restore. TOO FRIGGIN' HOT for that, plus I got SUPER hungry, so I came home, grubbed, am about to shower and then.... ZZZZZZ.. for maybe half an hour
On another plus, my chip is on it's way back to me! I'm so used to my *stock* PCM though by now, it's like... eh, whatever...
How's everyone doing? Welcome back Moose!! And Nick, if you post where that knucklehead will see it, I give you permission to claim my 99F250 CC SB 7.3 as part of your stable as well.
On another plus, my chip is on it's way back to me! I'm so used to my *stock* PCM though by now, it's like... eh, whatever...
How's everyone doing? Welcome back Moose!! And Nick, if you post where that knucklehead will see it, I give you permission to claim my 99F250 CC SB 7.3 as part of your stable as well.
i ain't rite
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 65,591
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
And good morning ladies and gentlemen and those who dont fall under either of those titles. I guess I should have said ladies gentlemen and perverts and then had y'all covered!
Just here to say I am back. Not giving details but just I am back.
now how about a huge group hug? and a certain polar bear needs to make sure his paws stay above the belt line.
you talkin bout me??
i know you ain't talkin bout me, cause i would never do nuttin like dat!!
I have missed all of you more than you would ever know. My heart always longed for my FTE family. I did cheat on y'all with another Ford site but they just couldn't fulfill my every desire like y'all can.
Ill be in here and there for a while just know all of your support and love is the greatest I have ever known.
Just here to say I am back. Not giving details but just I am back.
now how about a huge group hug? and a certain polar bear needs to make sure his paws stay above the belt line.
you talkin bout me??
i know you ain't talkin bout me, cause i would never do nuttin like dat!!I have missed all of you more than you would ever know. My heart always longed for my FTE family. I did cheat on y'all with another Ford site but they just couldn't fulfill my every desire like y'all can.
Ill be in here and there for a while just know all of your support and love is the greatest I have ever known.
hey beautiful, welcome back to the insane asylum!!
if you only would have called, we could have made sure your old room was ready for you!
FTE Leadership Emeritus
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 111,873
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From: Wharton, NJ
And good morning ladies and gentlemen and those who dont fall under either of those titles. I guess I should have said ladies gentlemen and perverts and then had y'all covered!
Just here to say I am back. Not giving details but just I am back.
now how about a huge group hug? and a certain polar bear needs to make sure his paws stay above the belt line.
I have missed all of you more than you would ever know. My heart always longed for my FTE family. I did cheat on y'all with another Ford site but they just couldn't fulfill my every desire like y'all can.
Ill be in here and there for a while just know all of your support and love is the greatest I have ever known.
Just here to say I am back. Not giving details but just I am back.
now how about a huge group hug? and a certain polar bear needs to make sure his paws stay above the belt line.
I have missed all of you more than you would ever know. My heart always longed for my FTE family. I did cheat on y'all with another Ford site but they just couldn't fulfill my every desire like y'all can.
Ill be in here and there for a while just know all of your support and love is the greatest I have ever known.
Hotshot
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 11,537
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From: Long Beach, Ms.
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Former Vendor
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,849
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From: Seattle
moose smooch!!!!
so I bought Haylee a b-day present................
thought it would be a excellent idea if I got one too so she would have someone to ride with...
it was brilliant until I turned the wrong way and it rolled over me..... ouch
but that wasn't good enough, while Haylee was riding behind me this big 45 degree angle rock jumped in front of me on the trail, and so I thought hell I've been up this in my Jeep I'll make this.....(note to self, a quad is not a Jeep...) so as Haylee watched... the quad found major traction and when those tire grabbed the quad shot dam near straight up about five feet in the air and right when it was about to land and crush me, (as Haylee would say I "scooby doo" it) with all my strength I kicked the SOB with everything I had. I was really surprised It did not land on me. Haylee freaked out big time...
The bike was damaged... must have been the kick.... broke the knuckle and the lower control arm so far, will take apart tonight or tomorrow and see what else. parts are on order.... will have on 14th.. should be healed by then....
oh hurt!
let me tell you about pain......
it hurts, don't even get pain...... it hurts
I only tell you this because there will be no chasing anyone for a while(pulled muscle back of leg), no high fives, no hugs,cause anyone touches my back or whats left of it, I will immediately go in to shock from the pain and die.
so laugh at me at Riffraff East, tease me, take full advantage of my weaken state right now but under no circumstance touch me...
everything from knee up is hurting...
I will be fine. do not send gifts, or cards of sympathy or anything else...
so I bought Haylee a b-day present................
thought it would be a excellent idea if I got one too so she would have someone to ride with...
it was brilliant until I turned the wrong way and it rolled over me..... ouch
but that wasn't good enough, while Haylee was riding behind me this big 45 degree angle rock jumped in front of me on the trail, and so I thought hell I've been up this in my Jeep I'll make this.....(note to self, a quad is not a Jeep...) so as Haylee watched... the quad found major traction and when those tire grabbed the quad shot dam near straight up about five feet in the air and right when it was about to land and crush me, (as Haylee would say I "scooby doo" it) with all my strength I kicked the SOB with everything I had. I was really surprised It did not land on me. Haylee freaked out big time...
The bike was damaged... must have been the kick.... broke the knuckle and the lower control arm so far, will take apart tonight or tomorrow and see what else. parts are on order.... will have on 14th.. should be healed by then....
oh hurt!
let me tell you about pain......
it hurts, don't even get pain...... it hurts
I only tell you this because there will be no chasing anyone for a while(pulled muscle back of leg), no high fives, no hugs,cause anyone touches my back or whats left of it, I will immediately go in to shock from the pain and die.
so laugh at me at Riffraff East, tease me, take full advantage of my weaken state right now but under no circumstance touch me...
everything from knee up is hurting...
I will be fine. do not send gifts, or cards of sympathy or anything else...
Post Fiend
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 7,649
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From: Wallingford, CT
And good morning ladies and gentlemen and those who dont fall under either of those titles. I guess I should have said ladies gentlemen and perverts and then had y'all covered!
Just here to say I am back. Not giving details but just I am back.
now how about a huge group hug? and a certain polar bear needs to make sure his paws stay above the belt line.
I have missed all of you more than you would ever know. My heart always longed for my FTE family. I did cheat on y'all with another Ford site but they just couldn't fulfill my every desire like y'all can.
Ill be in here and there for a while just know all of your support and love is the greatest I have ever known.
Just here to say I am back. Not giving details but just I am back.
now how about a huge group hug? and a certain polar bear needs to make sure his paws stay above the belt line.
I have missed all of you more than you would ever know. My heart always longed for my FTE family. I did cheat on y'all with another Ford site but they just couldn't fulfill my every desire like y'all can.
Ill be in here and there for a while just know all of your support and love is the greatest I have ever known.
Well then I guess it's good you don't have to do any driving in TN, Edmo.
But I guess you won't be chasing me around though.
You and haylee seem to be having bad luck with those. You screwed yourself up majorly and she sprained her wrist. Perhaps you should leave the riding to the professionals.
Former Vendor
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,849
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From: Seattle
thanks, had the helmet on, wont ride without one.
nope, lesson learn. big faced rocks and quad's don't mix well..... staying on the nice flat trails......
ed
nope, lesson learn. big faced rocks and quad's don't mix well..... staying on the nice flat trails......
ed
Postmaster
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,156
Likes: 0
From: Yuba City, CA.
moose smooch!!!!
so I bought Haylee a b-day present................
thought it would be a excellent idea if I got one too so she would have someone to ride with...
it was brilliant until I turned the wrong way and it rolled over me..... ouch
but that wasn't good enough, while Haylee was riding behind me this big 45 degree angle rock jumped in front of me on the trail, and so I thought hell I've been up this in my Jeep I'll make this.....(note to self, a quad is not a Jeep...) so as Haylee watched... the quad found major traction and when those tire grabbed the quad shot dam near straight up about five feet in the air and right when it was about to land and crush me, (as Haylee would say I "scooby doo" it) with all my strength I kicked the SOB with everything I had. I was really surprised It did not land on me. Haylee freaked out big time...
The bike was damaged... must have been the kick.... broke the knuckle and the lower control arm so far, will take apart tonight or tomorrow and see what else. parts are on order.... will have on 14th.. should be healed by then....
oh hurt!
let me tell you about pain......
it hurts, don't even get pain...... it hurts
I only tell you this because there will be no chasing anyone for a while(pulled muscle back of leg), no high fives, no hugs,cause anyone touches my back or whats left of it, I will immediately go in to shock from the pain and die.
so laugh at me at Riffraff East, tease me, take full advantage of my weaken state right now but under no circumstance touch me...
everything from knee up is hurting...
I will be fine. do not send gifts, or cards of sympathy or anything else...
so I bought Haylee a b-day present................
thought it would be a excellent idea if I got one too so she would have someone to ride with...
it was brilliant until I turned the wrong way and it rolled over me..... ouch
but that wasn't good enough, while Haylee was riding behind me this big 45 degree angle rock jumped in front of me on the trail, and so I thought hell I've been up this in my Jeep I'll make this.....(note to self, a quad is not a Jeep...) so as Haylee watched... the quad found major traction and when those tire grabbed the quad shot dam near straight up about five feet in the air and right when it was about to land and crush me, (as Haylee would say I "scooby doo" it) with all my strength I kicked the SOB with everything I had. I was really surprised It did not land on me. Haylee freaked out big time...
The bike was damaged... must have been the kick.... broke the knuckle and the lower control arm so far, will take apart tonight or tomorrow and see what else. parts are on order.... will have on 14th.. should be healed by then....
oh hurt!
let me tell you about pain......
it hurts, don't even get pain...... it hurts
I only tell you this because there will be no chasing anyone for a while(pulled muscle back of leg), no high fives, no hugs,cause anyone touches my back or whats left of it, I will immediately go in to shock from the pain and die.
so laugh at me at Riffraff East, tease me, take full advantage of my weaken state right now but under no circumstance touch me...
everything from knee up is hurting...
I will be fine. do not send gifts, or cards of sympathy or anything else...
Soooo..............
She liked the get togather at Mark's huh! I hope your allright Ed, wish I was at RRE to poke you......LOL.
The Pacifier
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 8,245
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From: Cloverdale, BC
Evenin peeps!
Ed, you gotta be more careful on the trails buddy.
Anyhoo, the FTE women have been called out. Cris, Lisa, check this out.
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...1&postcount=29
Yep.
Oh, and by the way, have you guys voted in round 6 yet? Click the link in my sig.
Ed, you gotta be more careful on the trails buddy.
Anyhoo, the FTE women have been called out. Cris, Lisa, check this out.
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...1&postcount=29
Yep.
Oh, and by the way, have you guys voted in round 6 yet? Click the link in my sig.
Postmaster
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 4,151
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
Well I guess I need to get MOOSE2 as the 59 has been named, ready for a scruffy picture and run the excursion through the car wash.
Thank you everyone. return is bittersweet to say the least.
i have a pic to share with you all just to show you why birth control should have been used......
This is my Holland "farting" at Walmart and being the "fly"
perfect with the boxers behind her
Thank you everyone. return is bittersweet to say the least.
i have a pic to share with you all just to show you why birth control should have been used......
This is my Holland "farting" at Walmart and being the "fly"
perfect with the boxers behind her