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Old Nov 9, 2008 | 06:59 PM
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^^^^^^^^^Thats pretty funny^^^^^
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:06 PM
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1st time is for love, 2nd time is for money is another of her favorites to throw at me...

She is such a smart azz sometimes..
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by F350-6
If you fell for that line, I'd like to talk to you about a certain bridge I just happen to have for sale.
Men fall for lines?

I thought men fell for a nice pair of ***** that just happens to say something now and again.
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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Hey Lisa, how was the baby shower?
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:19 PM
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Hey Lisa, how was the baby shower?
It was okay. A few games but nothing completely overbearing.

They played this game where they make you take "how much toilet paper you think you'll need" but they don't tell you what for. My smart *** says "do I have to go number 1 or number 2?" and all of the ladies just stand there as their mouths drop. lol. Apparently for however much toilet paper you grabbed, you have to write a fact about yourself on each individual sheet. %$&^!

My dumb *** writes on one of the sheets that I enjoy hunting, to which the room full of prissy women GASP.

They also made us do a girl's name crossword puzzle.

It was for my friend Jackie who I have known since we were probably 15, so it was nice to be there for her. I also got to see an old roommate from college, which was neat to reconnect. I had a good time.

I must not have a biological clock. I love kids but these women were going insane over all the little clothes and teddy bears and whatnot.
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Men fall for lines?

I thought men fell for a nice pair of ***** that just happens to say something now and again.
Not nice or very fair! I see your point though!
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:23 PM
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Sounds like fun, umm I guess. I've been near about 10 baby showers this year for family and jeez girls can get fired up over that stuff. I dont get it either, but I guess I'm not supposed to. Glad to hear you had fun with your friends.
EDIT I usually get the boys rounded up and get outta there, go shooting or hiking or something.
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:25 PM
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Brent,
Whered you get your VB from?
 
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Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
Sounds like fun, umm I guess. I've been near about 10 baby showers this year for family and jeez girls can get fired up over that stuff. I dont get it either, but I guess I'm not supposed to. Glad to hear you had fun with your friends.
Fired up might be an understatement. lol.

Socially I kind of have a hard time in those types of situations. I have a different kind of sense of humor, so I have to try really hard to be quiet and not say anything when in situations like that. Also I spend a lot of time around friends of the male persuasion so these types of things are always an experience, I never feel like I belong there.

Most of these women are stay at home moms, very subdued, and very...I dunno the word for it, proper I guess? Jackie is not quite like that, but most of her family is and some of her friends too. I am an odd shaped piece in that puzzle. I let a joke slip and the room goes quiet.
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:31 PM
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Well Lisa, keep it up, we need more people like you and Cris in the world. picture margaritas though...
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by triskit16
Brent,
Whered you get your VB from?
Pm sent bud
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
EDIT I usually get the boys rounded up and get outta there, go shooting or hiking or something.
I'm glad I didn't have to go to one of those showers. I'd be sitting there pouting because I'd want to be out shooting.
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'

I thought men fell for a nice pair of ***** that just happens to say something now and again.
Not true in my case at all, in any way, shape or form. Especially nowadays with all these half wits and plastic surgery. I am referring to the half wits on both sides of the knife.
 
Old Nov 9, 2008 | 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
I'm glad I didn't have to go to one of those showers. I'd be sitting there pouting because I'd want to be out shooting.
Just say you dont feel well and we'd sneak you out the back door. There is usually a way out of anything.lol
The last one we got the boys together and installed the edge juice attitude combo on an 06 cummins. Bunch of baby city guys though, too scared to drill the manifold, so I did it. Come on boys, cummins even put the manifold up top for you...
You have a problem with sissy girls, I have a problem with sissy guys.
 
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