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From: horicon Wi
Thanks Lisa I understand that you are extremely busy, so don't worry about it too much.
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From: Bellingham, WA
No worries buddy...
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We have since gotten a little more info on the stolen truck.
Yes, it was stolen......by a hooker that this guy brought home with him.
He went to take a shower,and while he was in there the ho stole his truck, all of his tools (he's a construction guy), and his cell phone.
It is a Dodge, half ton gasser for those of you that asked.
Still going to install the kill switch but the urgency is not quite as high as it was this morning.
Susan won't let me bring hookers home, so there's no risk of that happening to me.
Yes, it was stolen......by a hooker that this guy brought home with him.
He went to take a shower,and while he was in there the ho stole his truck, all of his tools (he's a construction guy), and his cell phone.
It is a Dodge, half ton gasser for those of you that asked.
Still going to install the kill switch but the urgency is not quite as high as it was this morning.
Susan won't let me bring hookers home, so there's no risk of that happening to me.
He should have had her in the shower with him, to eliminate this situation. Live and learn I guess. Julie isnt cool with hookers either, and my truck is locked in the fence, in the shop, then locked and alarmed again. I think I'm in good shape. There are almost as much money in tools in the truck as the truck itself so it would probably destroy my company if something happened. Thats why the .40 is always with me.
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From: horicon Wi
Yup shes helping her folks. She had a part in the play I went to yesterday so she was busy this weekend. I asked if she wanted to go to a movie on friday.
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good boy! and she sounds like a good girl. I remember Julie ditched me a few times to help her folks, at the time I thought she didnt care about me, but it actually showed me her level of commitment to those she cares about. Kinda sexy. Whatever your doing, keep doing it, I think it's working pal.
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Hah, wow. Like a hooker...a paid hooker? Or just a slutty chick? That had to be an embarrassing thing to tell the police..
Did they find the truck yet..or do they just drive around until they find it broke down somewhere.
Randy keeps asking me why he can't bring hookers home, I'll refer him to this story. lol. Sorry its not funny, but it kind of is I can't stop laughing.
Did they find the truck yet..or do they just drive around until they find it broke down somewhere.
Randy keeps asking me why he can't bring hookers home, I'll refer him to this story. lol. Sorry its not funny, but it kind of is I can't stop laughing.
He said they know the hooker well and where she hangs out at. He thinks they will recover the truck but the tools are probably gone by now.
Yeah, Susan isn't either. Strippers are ok, but hookers? No way. I'm not allowed to hang out with hookers.
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From: horicon Wi
good boy! and she sounds like a good girl. I remember Julie ditched me a few times to help her folks, at the time I thought she didnt care about me, but it actually showed me her level of commitment to those she cares about. Kinda sexy. Whatever your doing, keep doing it, I think it's working pal.
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It is a Dodge, half ton gasser for those of you that asked.
Susan won't let me bring hookers home
Hah, wow. Like a hooker...a paid hooker? Or just a slutty chick? That had to be an embarrassing thing to tell the police..
Did they find the truck yet..or do they just drive around until they find it broke down somewhere.
Randy keeps asking me why he can't bring hookers home, I'll refer him to this story. lol. Sorry its not funny, but it kind of is I can't stop laughing.
Did they find the truck yet..or do they just drive around until they find it broke down somewhere.
Randy keeps asking me why he can't bring hookers home, I'll refer him to this story. lol. Sorry its not funny, but it kind of is I can't stop laughing.
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Fine by me, just loooking anyways.
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From: Rochdale MA
We have since gotten a little more info on the stolen truck.
Yes, it was stolen......by a hooker that this guy brought home with him.
He went to take a shower,and while he was in there the ho stole his truck, all of his tools (he's a construction guy), and his cell phone.
It is a Dodge, half ton gasser for those of you that asked.
Still going to install the kill switch but the urgency is not quite as high as it was this morning.
Susan won't let me bring hookers home, so there's no risk of that happening to me.
Yes, it was stolen......by a hooker that this guy brought home with him.
He went to take a shower,and while he was in there the ho stole his truck, all of his tools (he's a construction guy), and his cell phone.
It is a Dodge, half ton gasser for those of you that asked.
Still going to install the kill switch but the urgency is not quite as high as it was this morning.
Susan won't let me bring hookers home, so there's no risk of that happening to me.
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Scott, I wonder why your neighbor passed it off as stolen at first then changed his story? Talk to a lawyer and realize how much trouble he may get himself into, or just stop and think about it. Is he married? Who in the Hell would bring a hooker to their house in the first place, unless she was just some **** he picked up at a singles joint.
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From: Bellingham, WA
Couple more at the lake
This is our 2 cycle twin turbo jet boat... oh yeah, twins. Affectionately called the Bat Boat, for obvious reasons. It goes faster than I ever could want to go, with separate controls for both jets, so if you wanted to you could spin on a dime. I dont know if any of you have seen the sticker on the back of a jet boat, but if you have your laughing at what I'm thinking right now!
Having tube wars, 2-3 of us trying to kill each other. Pushing, shoving, jumping at each other is highly encouraged. I just won! My friend once said after I took him out, that he didnt think it was possible to kick himself in the berries. Guess it is if you get hit hard enough.
Having tube wars, 2-3 of us trying to kill each other. Pushing, shoving, jumping at each other is highly encouraged. I just won! My friend once said after I took him out, that he didnt think it was possible to kick himself in the berries. Guess it is if you get hit hard enough.
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Brent, the more I see of your life tells me you're going to probably end up just as crippled as me if you make it as long as I have. I really thought in my younger years that I would be killed drag racing by the age 40, but somehow survived that. Another couple things I was crazy at with no thought given to life or limb were snow mobiling and water skiing, oh yeah and off roading with full sized 4x4's. From then on I took up spectacular construction accidents as my dangerous career. Good luck buddy.
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From: Bellingham, WA
I know Mark, I'm pretty careful now that Claire is here, but my biggest fear in life is looking back and saying, "damn, I wish I would have done that."
Words I would like to live by, taken from the Guardian movie.
Ben Randall: When the heck did we get old?
Maggie McGlone: Hell, I've always been old Ben. Ya' know what though, I don't mind. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now, its 'cuz I walked up 'em every night to lay next to a woman who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there, but I've layed under thousands of skies with sunny days. I look and feel this way, well cuz I drank and I lived and I loved, danced, sang, sweat and screwed my way through a pretty damn good life if you ask me. Getting old ain't bad Ben. Getting old, that's earned.
I edited 2 parts- but you get the idea
oh, one more I like from SWAT. "you treat your body like a temple, I'll treat mine like an amusement park."
Words I would like to live by, taken from the Guardian movie.
Ben Randall: When the heck did we get old?
Maggie McGlone: Hell, I've always been old Ben. Ya' know what though, I don't mind. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now, its 'cuz I walked up 'em every night to lay next to a woman who loved me. I got a few wrinkles here and there, but I've layed under thousands of skies with sunny days. I look and feel this way, well cuz I drank and I lived and I loved, danced, sang, sweat and screwed my way through a pretty damn good life if you ask me. Getting old ain't bad Ben. Getting old, that's earned.
I edited 2 parts- but you get the idea
oh, one more I like from SWAT. "you treat your body like a temple, I'll treat mine like an amusement park."
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