interior: floorboard has to be rhino lined, no carpet
work vinyl seats, gunrack, 2 guns(rifle and shotgun) your gay if you have gun rack with no guns, cowboy hat holder w/ hat, cb radio (shoot the **** with truck drivers) tint optional, radio system
Tranny: 4 speed granny transmission w/ reverse up front
Exterior: custom ranch hand bumbers w/ diamond plate, warn p.t.o winch, kc lights on bumper, exact same for rear end, hooks on bumpers, towing package on rear end w/ trailer brake, cab lights on top, true dual stacks through truck bed, diamond plate tool box between stacks, custom made tail gate or no tailgate at all, rhino line bed(full of beer cans), rhino line bottom of truck
Paint: no better paint job than primer, you go mudding or in woods you scratch it up (take care of primer paint)
Suspension: 10 in custom lift kit, no body lift, dual shocks on front and rear, 1 ton rockwell military axles front and rear (solid axles), Warn manual locking hubs (lifetime guarantee), full body scratch plates (underneath)
Tires: 44 in superswamper tsl radial and a set of boggers, 17 in wheels
Engine: ford supercharched 460 carburated with every possible add on available.
rear winshield: Southern Flag ( has to take up whole winshield)
Front winshield: (just across top)Redneck w/ no fear eyes

Thats how we do it down in TEXAS!!!!!!
True Cowboys, Cowboy up

 

Texas Longhorns that stick a couple of inches past the fenders on each side.

Actually that's more redneck. Hick would be 2 or 3 whitetail racks of assorted sizes in the grill.

 

I think Vanhect wins, hands down. (4 different tires on 4 different rims)

 

Any kind of rattle can spray job will work.But don't do the whole thing.Kinda of a patchy process.Don't do any colors that really go together.

 

a nice cardboard hoodscoop would top it all off lol

 

Not sure about hicks and red necks but....
Redneck- N.- "red-nec" -A glorious abscence of sophistication.
Jeff Foxworthy.

 

if you have to have a tail gat make it a diferent color use a spray on bed liner for the whole truck. it will out last paint and you dont have to worry about scraches.

 

Must have Hick truck List:

*Must remove rusty doors and add dented wrong colour doors.

*Must show evidence of drinking and driving throughout vehicle.

*Must have huge antennae even if not hooked up.

*Langford Locker(where you weld your differential).

*Dissconnect rear brakes(any self-respecting hick must be able to burn out at any time).
*Extensive use of beer cans under the hood.

*No hood.

*Cut off roof(optional).

*Different size tires on the front and back of a 4x4.

*Plymouth Volare(or equivelent) seats installed in the bed of the truck.

*No fear stickers everywhere.

*Must have at least one nut or bolt missing from each wheel.

*Sketchy hand made trailer hitch.

*Gun rack.

*Hole in the floor to throw garbage into.

*Possible plumbing/raingutter exhaust pipe modification.

*Cut rust off with snips and just leave it.

*Programmable horn that plays songs.

*Long box truck with short bed installed with wooden box in between cab and bed.
*Old railroad track bumpers - only with no working brake lights.

*Attempt to be redneck by adding chrome filler door, and "Back off" mudflaps.

A.J.H.1994 F150Reg.Cab,Long Box,4.9,E4OD,Oveload springs, ltd.slip.

 

i will have to admit i have done about all those things in the above list.

 

Hey, we got redneck hicks down here, go for it!

 

how bout your a/c breaks, so you steal a power inverter, and install a window air conditioner in your rear slider.

 

You are all forgetting the most important thing...empty beer cans in the bed every truck needs empty beer can in the bed

 

Yall are forgetting one of the most important thing here...empty beer cans evry truck bed needs empty beer cans in it

 

get rid of the bed, build your own!

 

or better yet, use the old bed as a trailer