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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 12:52 PM
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Nope! Your the first for the spare tire....and I have been waiting for someone to say a winch in the front, too! I think Im Keeping the steel Bed, and I think I want to mount my 33 inch spare Rally styly in the bed between the rollbar uprights.

will a lightbar on top of the cab look ok, or are lightbars usually saved for broncos that cant have exposed rollbars?
 
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 01:03 PM
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Dont forget the couch in the bed!!!
 
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Old Nov 14, 2003 | 05:02 PM
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Yeah! A spare tire on the front grill!!!
When ya pull into town on a HOT summer day after bogging the prarie hills that steam streaming out from under the hood is gonna let the town folk know "This truck works hard!!!! And I work hard on the truck!!!"

Hey mister, can I borrow your hose for a minute? I promise I won't get any mud on your ground.

Kevin :-)
 
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 01:19 AM
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you ain't a hick OR a redneck if you got a computer.
 
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 02:22 AM
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Originally posted by dannydanny
you ain't a hick OR a redneck if you got a computer.
Oh dang! You got us all!!LOL!
Thats a good one!
 
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 02:38 AM
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THese are the ideas I like so far!
CAn anyone think of something NEW? Something not on the list?

straight pipes
confedeate flag or flag of some sort
CB with Dual WHips
"mud in the blood, rocks in the head"
"loud pipes save lives"
really wide tires
big rig air horn
Gun rack
lift kit
naked lady mud flaps CHROME
diamond plate steel bumpers
long tube headers with true dual strait pipes
CADDILAC FLOORMATS (To cool!!!)
cow bell hanging from the front bumper
big rig bling lights running underneath each door...
huge *** roll cage/off-road light bar
joe dirt(footprint) gas pedal
Don't forget the grille guard.
Two words..."Flat black"...yeah baby
GPS
a good sound system with some lynard skynard
a winch
33 inch spare Rally styly in the bed
 
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 08:43 AM
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Wife thought I was crazy but this was my hillbilly camper specail........took some pvc and made a quik assembly shell on my flatbed (kinda like a covered wagon deal) bungeed(spelling) on a camo tarp, pulled the matress out of an old couch-bed. Needless to say, it rained for 3 days, but we stayed dry and slept better than ever....I went from being a weirdo to a hero and everyone thought it was so cool. Its kinda off the subject, but something to think about....later
 
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 10:14 AM
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I got one! Those fake twin hoodscoops applied with two-sided tape.

I saw a truck today on my way home from breakfast that was a red 97+ F150 Ext Cab Short box and had the following:

Twin yellow fog lights in grille
smoked headlights covered to look like cat-eyes
smoked bugshield
twin fake black hoodscoops
huge smoked bugshield where cowl meets windshield
"FORD TOUGH" sticker on windshield
smoked plexi sun visor
smoked plexi wind visor along front door window
extended cab windows covered with some fiberglass ribbed thingies
Huge flaired winged extend-a-cab with black and red ribbed paint to look like above
Stock aluminum rims with red painted in the spoke swirls
smoked plexi tail light covers
large chrome tips sticking straight out the back and loud

The look of that obviously embarrased poor dog in the bed was just terribly sad
 
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Old Nov 15, 2003 | 01:05 PM
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Hmmmm I almost forgot. I need a snorkel. I flooded My Baby out the first time I went muddin' I think Ill make it discreet though, like just vented into the fender, and not up to the roof. If I have water half way up my widnshiled I think I have more problems then getting water in my intake!
 
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Old Nov 16, 2003 | 03:57 PM
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Old Nov 16, 2003 | 06:43 PM
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Two words..."Flat black"...yeah baby
what did you mean by that
 
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Old Nov 16, 2003 | 07:05 PM
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flat black paint, the opposite of "glossy"

why cant this thread die already?
 
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Old Nov 16, 2003 | 07:13 PM
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Nobody is forcing you to read "rebel".
 
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Old Nov 16, 2003 | 07:33 PM
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Yeah, the flat black (primer look) was popular back in the day, street rods, trucks etc...and still is in some ways.but its also nice to carry a spray can behind the seat for touch up purposes..lol..some people like the all show and no go...I would rather look like s*** and pull stumps...lol..peace
 
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Old Nov 16, 2003 | 07:41 PM
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Stacks man a 4X4 with stacks and big ole brush guard for plowing the freeway and 44 inch tires super swapers.
 
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