Ultimate Hick Trick?
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A great, big, mean-looking dog chained up in the bed works good to.
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I prefer the term 'redneck'
Mines a 94 3/4 ton cab and a half long box 4x4 with a 460 with true straits and headers. leveled off just right with bigger tires but stock rims with the plastic hub caps (in mint condition of course) I've got a confederate flag glasscape on the back glass, dual red fire stik cb antenas. Home made bumpers front and rear with running lights front and rear and 4 4inch round brake lights in the rear. not a dent one and great but not perfect paint. (two tone red on silver)..o...and i've got a backup alarm off of a cat wheel loader.
I don't have a picture with the bumpers, but heres the flag.
heres it next to my mud rig...that how I got stuck trying to get ol' rusty out of the creek.
I don't have a picture with the bumpers, but heres the flag.
heres it next to my mud rig...that how I got stuck trying to get ol' rusty out of the creek.
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Just thought this list was too wierd.
CAn anyone think of something NEW? Something not on the list?
straight pipes Got it
confedeate flag or flag of some sort Got it
CB with Dual WHips Got it
"mud in the blood, rocks in the head"
"loud pipes save lives" Got it
really wide tires Wide as I can on stock rims
big rig air horn Got it
Gun rack Yes sir
lift kit yup
naked lady mud flaps CHROME I wish
diamond plate steel bumpers Yup
long tube headers with true dual strait pipes maybe...
CADDILAC FLOORMATS (To cool!!!) That would be cool
cow bell hanging from the front bumper Rubber boots between headgate on bed and back of cab.
big rig bling lights running underneath each door... just in the bumpers
huge *** roll cage/off-road light bar na
joe dirt(footprint) gas pedal nad
Don't forget the grille guard. Built in with the diamond plate
Two words..."Flat black"...yeah baby
GPSnot a high tech redneck
a good sound system with some lynard skynard
a winch
33 inch spare Rally styly in the bed[/quote]
Forgot backup alarm
CAn anyone think of something NEW? Something not on the list?
straight pipes Got it
confedeate flag or flag of some sort Got it
CB with Dual WHips Got it
"mud in the blood, rocks in the head"
"loud pipes save lives" Got it
really wide tires Wide as I can on stock rims
big rig air horn Got it
Gun rack Yes sir
lift kit yup
naked lady mud flaps CHROME I wish
diamond plate steel bumpers Yup
long tube headers with true dual strait pipes maybe...
CADDILAC FLOORMATS (To cool!!!) That would be cool
cow bell hanging from the front bumper Rubber boots between headgate on bed and back of cab.
big rig bling lights running underneath each door... just in the bumpers
huge *** roll cage/off-road light bar na
joe dirt(footprint) gas pedal nad
Don't forget the grille guard. Built in with the diamond plate
Two words..."Flat black"...yeah baby
GPSnot a high tech redneck
a good sound system with some lynard skynard
a winch
33 inch spare Rally styly in the bed[/quote]
Forgot backup alarm
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Joined: Jan 2008
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From: Gatineau, Quebec
Though it is an amusing thread....not sure if anyone has realized that it was started almost 6 years ago and the original poster has not been on the site in almost a year..and really, I think everything possible has been mentioned.
Of course I like the bondo and brown paint idea....that one made me laugh.
Of course I like the bondo and brown paint idea....that one made me laugh.
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From: Maricopa, AZ
For everything that has been mentioned (there's a lot), I'm sure that there is more just waiting to crack us up.
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From: Almost Heaven
I watched a video on YouTube of a 4-banger Toy pulling a 300I6 F150. I'll try to find the video and post it here
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From: Gatineau, Quebec
I noticed. It's kind of fun to keep a post like this alive though. It almost deserves it's own section. As does the "What did you do to your truck today" thread.
For everything that has been mentioned (there's a lot), I'm sure that there is more just waiting to crack us up.
For everything that has been mentioned (there's a lot), I'm sure that there is more just waiting to crack us up.
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From: lost in WI
Mines a 94 3/4 ton cab and a half long box 4x4 with a 460 with true straits and headers. leveled off just right with bigger tires but stock rims with the plastic hub caps (in mint condition of course) I've got a confederate flag glasscape on the back glass, dual red fire stik cb antenas. Home made bumpers front and rear with running lights front and rear and 4 4inch round brake lights in the rear. not a dent one and great but not perfect paint. (two tone red on silver)..o...and i've got a backup alarm off of a cat wheel loader.
I don't have a picture with the bumpers, but heres the flag.
heres it next to my mud rig...that how I got stuck trying to get ol' rusty out of the creek.
I don't have a picture with the bumpers, but heres the flag.
heres it next to my mud rig...that how I got stuck trying to get ol' rusty out of the creek.
