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Old Nov 8, 2003 | 07:40 PM
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Ultimate Hick Trick?

I need Ideas!
Ok... Im NOT a truck guy, but I now have an 87 F-150 single cab short box 5.0 AOD 4x4 4.10 gears, ls rear, and it has 33's on it.
Its dinged up aand the paints bad, but it runs like crazy!
I want this thing to be the picture of a true 'hick truck'' !!
I have a good welder, and axcess to a lot of steel, so im going to make bumpers for it, and I got a KC daylighters light bar with 2 spots, 2 6x9s, and 2 55w backups....what else do I need?
I was thinking of sawzalling the fenders out about 3 inches since there is a little rust there anyways, and putting on some rubber fender flares....
Its hard to lift one of these IFS front ends... I would like to see some pics of yalls trucks!
This isnt my only car by far, so I have the time to do whatever to it! I want all the hicks in my town to say DAmn....he doesnt deserve a truck that cool! :-)
THANKS! SEAN!
 
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Old Nov 8, 2003 | 08:13 PM
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It takes all kinds to make the world go 'round.
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 12:33 AM
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straight pipes are always a redneck/hick favorite...
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 01:01 AM
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Or no pipes.
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 01:09 AM
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the confederate flag somewhere is a must, put on some strait piped stacks (like on a cemi) that go through your bed. a pair of cb antenna whips also, even if you dont have a cb radio. then some redneck bumper stickers. or make your own..... "mud in the blood, rocks in the head" or "loud pipes save lives" . the hicks around here dont have lifts, they just have really wide tires that stick out like 3 inches. and if you want to go the extra mile, get some of those fake bullet holes and put them on there. Then send me a pic of your truck once your all done "hickin it out" so i can make the hicks here jealous.
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 09:36 AM
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camouflage paint schemes are always a favorite, along with either a big rig air horn, or a musical horn to play dixie and... charge!!!!!!!!!l
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 10:39 AM
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Oh man you beat me to it I was gonna say camo paint as well. haha.

IF you actually want to use it functionally (off road) you might put the flares on as you mentioend and cover the entire truck in herculiner bedliner or something similar. later
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 12:09 PM
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Gun rack even if you dont own a gun. Lets cover the basics here people.
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 01:57 PM
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missing the tailgate....
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 04:58 PM
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yeah, no tailgate, then get one of those nets you put in place of the tailgate, and make sure its torn up and frayed though
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 06:10 PM
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When done with the steel and camo paint, don't forget the dust and mud!

You need to have a stockplie of dirt to apply liberaly to the truck after the rain washs' it off, windows with cracks are necessary too!

Buy mud guards. put one on the left rear and one on the right front. use the other two as spares in case you lose one.
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 08:26 PM
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Dixie Flag
Straight Pipes
Mud Flaps
Big Tires
red nek stickers
Gun Rack
home made bumpers
lift kit
camo paint..(contrast between peeling faded silver paint,and darker primer looks camoed!)
bullet hole stickers..(already has REAL bulletholes)
CB With DUal WHips
air system to power my air horn complete with roof pull chain!
have to have the tail gate to keep the Dawg in

sweet! now what else? This has got to have it all!
THanks GUys! SEAN!
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 09:24 PM
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for your fender flares, dont actually go and buy real ones. go to your local hardware store and get that plastic stuff rich folks use to seperate their gardens from the lawn.
i have an 88 chevy blazer i painted up camo a few weeks ago. a few tips on painting. do not under any circumstances use masking tape, thats why God invented the roll down window. dont wash it before you paint either. the closest my truck got to washing was i brushed off the leaves with a broom.
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 09:29 PM
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You definately need the naked lady mud flaps CHROME
 
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Old Nov 9, 2003 | 10:46 PM
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Hey, just saw this today, buy some duct tape and cover up the rust holes on your fenders, or just make fender flares by adding multiple layers. Thats what i call hick style.
 
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