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Oct 12, 2003 | 08:09 AM

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willowbilly3

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LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!, where upon he threw the Pinto into a 4 wheel drift causing the monkey to fly through the open window and...

Oct 12, 2003 | 09:42 AM

#17

true4.2

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...kick one girl in the chops! "HOW DARE YOU KICK ME?!," screamed the angry girl when all of a sudden . . .

Oct 12, 2003 | 10:29 AM

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cactusdoug

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...there were red lights in his rear view mirror...

Oct 12, 2003 | 10:55 AM

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BigMattXXL

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...But they weren't police lights this time, oh no - they were red neons which were stuck onto a formidable hell-Honda! Johnny slowed down, and the hell-Honda pulled up alongside him. Johnny cooly turned and said...

XXL

Oct 12, 2003 | 10:56 AM

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cactusdoug

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..."Wanna' go for Pinks?"

Oct 12, 2003 | 11:05 AM

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BigMattXXL

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The riceboy smirked, and blipped the throttle - it sounded a little something like:

booooorp! wuhwuhwuhwuhwuh bup booooorp!

and he sped off! front tires smoking, phat system bumping - this ride was super-fly-phat-whoopty-whoop-lethal!

Johnny turned to his companions and said...

XXL

Oct 12, 2003 | 12:03 PM

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f-250zilla

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Hold on purple fella, we gonna catch up to him and find out what his answer is. Johnny hits the 8-track, turns up the Kraco and gets set to run down the ricer. When Johnny tops the hill doin bout 120 he sees...............

Oct 12, 2003 | 12:08 PM

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willowbilly3

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Quick! Girls, hand me my missle launcher from the back seat. Then he grabbed second , hit the nitrous and...

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Oct 12, 2003 | 12:45 PM

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...Took aim with his rocket launcher at the abomination before him - in the opposite lane, a Hummer H2, cruising not 1" above the ground, was making its way toward him.

The women screamed

the chimp screamed

the hat screamed

Johnny pulled the trigger...

XXL

Oct 12, 2003 | 01:08 PM

#25

Jim242002

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.....And a sign came out of the rocket launcher that said BOOM!, very mad he picked up his 270 and........

Oct 12, 2003 | 01:46 PM

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.....then dropped it. Then he picked it up again and realized his speedometer read "145" going down hill. Once he realized how fast he was going he turned to the purple chimp and yelled...

Oct 12, 2003 | 01:59 PM

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cactusdoug

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..."Hold on we're going airborne"...

Oct 12, 2003 | 02:10 PM

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Once airborn, Johnnie got a crazy idea. "Let's roast some weenies on the engine! I'm hongry!" About that time he heard the horn of the hideous H2 buzzing over his thinking so he...

Oct 12, 2003 | 04:41 PM

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f-250zilla

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Threw a handful of weenies at the H2 and the H2 got stuck on them because they were Ballparks and they plumb when you cook 'em. Johnny got mad cause he was out of weenies and then....

Oct 12, 2003 | 04:54 PM

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From: American by birth, TEXAN

remembered he had some fat tbones marinating in the cooler in the back seat. we'll eat some real meat whiule we roast this honda! ladies get ready for the best beef you ever tasted, only...