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Originally Posted by slowlanemcvane
basically Jettas or Passats that they overpaid for LOL.
SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


They haven't figured it out yet! They'd be devastated if they knew the truth
 
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Old 06-20-2014, 04:14 PM
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Sort of like how many of the Lexuses (Lexi?) are just overdressed Toyotas, and Infinitis are largely overdressed Nissans. And really, Lincolns are just overdressed Fords. I guess that's one reason why I have respect for BMW and Mercedes Benz, their cars are truly unique to themselves only. Even Porsche stepped down a bit in my book when they started rebadging the Touareg/Q7 as a Cayenne. Even with the Cayenne Turbo S, which is a beast, it's still just a Volkswagen.
 
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Originally Posted by slowlanemcvane
Hahahaha, I've recently lived in Texas (just north of Fort Worth) so I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Except, from my perspective, it was mostly the trucks that were the worst. Those guys that buy the "Official Truck of Texas" and immediately throw a 4" lift, straight pipes, and "Cowboy Up" stickers all over their brand new leased trucks. Nothing like moving along at 75 MPH and almost getting run over by a Ram 1500 who wants to go 110, who then shoots you the finger with his non-cell-phone hand as he flies around you on the shoulder.

As a new Excursion driver, I'm surprised at how nimble my Ex is. It corners surprisingly smoothly for something that's basically an enclosed, heavy F-250.

As for the Quattro drivers, they just fail to realize that their cars are basically Jettas or Passats that they overpaid for LOL.
There was also the "Cowboy Church" stickers on half of them lol. I just moved from East of Dallas last year
 
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Old 06-20-2014, 10:21 PM
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I think that FTE should hire us as security for their next event. I'm 6'7" 240# (down from 265# ). You and I would make a formidable barrier at any door! I'd get to tower over you, and you could be the immovable object! .
Let's make it a trifecta......I clock in at 6'6" and 365#.
 
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Old 06-20-2014, 11:14 PM
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Let's make it a trifecta......I clock in at 6'6" and 365#.
Can I come? I am a hair shorter at 6'3" but I am a solid 250...
 
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Old 06-20-2014, 11:15 PM
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Let's make it a trifecta......I clock in at 6'6" and 365#.
Got a picture?
 
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Originally Posted by Karlsgems
Let's make it a trifecta......I clock in at 6'6" and 365#.
Originally Posted by USCG_PA
Can I come? I am a hair shorter at 6'3" but I am a solid 250...
Ummmm, I got the weight part down easy, but not the height.

Y'all need a bowling ball, right?

Stewart
 
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Ummmm, I got the weight part down easy, but not the height.

Y'all need a bowling ball, right?

Stewart
How about 6'3" 370? I fill a door way pretty good.
 
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We're talking dong sizes here... right?
 
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Went through my first drive through in my Ex this weekend on my way back home from Mount Rainier. The teller asked me to turn off my truck, because it is "too loud for the microphone" (unmodded truck).

By the way, there was nothing like my first high altitude (relatively speaking) trip in my diesel. I swear, the damn thing pulled its way almost halfway up Mount Rainier (up to almost 7,000 feet to the Sunrise park) without downshifting once. And on the way down, I didn't need to touch my brakes or my gas much, maintained 35 MPH with just my transmission and a little engine braking, and enjoyed the views the whole way.
 
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Old 06-23-2014, 10:59 PM
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How about 6'3" 370? I fill a door way pretty good.
Wow, I'm impressed. We got some widebodies in this group! I knew there was a reason we all drive these beasts!
 
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We're talking dong sizes here... right?
Ok you made me almost spit water out of my nose!!! That was hilarious......
 
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Okay, okay getting back on topic......you know you drive an Excursion when it's the ONLY passenger vehicle that comfortably fits your (huge) body.
 
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I guess I am just a shrimp at 6'1" and 225 pounds but I do work out at a gym 5 days a week and I stayed at Holiday Inn last night...........Don't worry if you didn't catch that last part.
I guess we need those Ex's to support our butts.
 
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Old 06-24-2014, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by EXv10
I guess I am just a shrimp at 6'1" and 225 pounds but I do work out at a gym 5 days a week and I stayed at Holiday Inn last night...........Don't worry if you didn't catch that last part.
I guess we need those Ex's to support our butts.
6'4", 200lbs. Don't really need it to support the butt, however it's the only vehicle that I'm able to sit in for, oh say... 17 hours of driving comfortably. That and everybody lifts a truck into 'bro truck' status. Nobody builds Ex's...

and it offers plenty of room in the back for.... Activities.
 

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