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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 12:47 PM
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Ya we have Winchester Auto here and they will only hire knowledgeable people... It makes alot easier. I like to go to Kragen every now and then when im feeling down... Its always good for a laugh... I usual go through the usuals

I need a water pump and a radiator for my 65 bug.

Spark plugs for my diesel

a 710 plug

and then i like to ask them questions like "if i have LED lights in my turn signals do i need a different type of Blinker fluid?


This is all way more fun to go in there and hand them a list of stuff and pretend your def

 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by 4inchlovin

This is all way more fun to go in there and hand them a list of stuff and pretend your def

LMAO! You are truly EVIL! I love it!
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 12:50 PM
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Well I'm outta here pee-poles. Off to take the wifey to lunch, then scouting for Deer! Archery Deer starts back up Friday morning
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 12:54 PM
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Doctors vs. Gun owners


Doctors


(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.





(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.




Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health and Human Services.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>




Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)


(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups,is
1,500.




(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner is
.000188.



Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So,statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>




REMEMBER, GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - DOCTORS DO

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>




Please alert your friends
to this
alarming threat.



We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



Out of concern for the public at large,
I withheld the statistics on lawyers

for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical attention!
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by just another truck

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
I have lots of guns, and no doctors.

I feel good about these stats.
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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No guns, No doctors. I am going to live friggin forever! Well, at least not die accidentally from one of those two! lol
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 01:23 PM
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Lets see,a gun gives you a kick with each shot,and a great stress relief and alot of fun.

doctors give you a shot that you get stressed about while you are waiting to get it,and you hope the shot gives you relief.No fun.

I'll take the guns.
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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Nolan, that deaf idea works great! I used to live in Richmond and my buddies would go smoke outside on the "Front porch" that was actually a sidewalk on Broad St. Well they got so fed up of giving out their cigarettes to all the "bums" that they all decided to pretend to be deaf for one night. I had to go get some of the action that night. I hadnt laughed so hard in my life. They were practically yelling at us "CAN I GET A CIGARETTE" and motioning like they were smoking. I buried my face in the corner of the door and just let loose. We got maybe 5 people when I was there and who knows how many they got alone.
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 01:31 PM
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Man you and i could take down a town in a nite! LOL
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by triskit16
I apologize for the half@$$ed attempt to cover her face, but I know her dad used to own a 7.3 and hes definitely bigger than me...
I probably would not have given that girl a second glance in my youth. Her ***** are so fake, and there is something else wrong with her configuration between her waist and bottom. Now that is not her fault, but the fake ***** are.

I see the obvious problem with the OT thread being talking about our trucks in it. Maybe that should be the rule, it really has to be off topic. Joe Searcher just Googles something involving a 99-03, 7.3 and the Keyword he uses may be something we have used in the OT. Scott, has that come up as a concern?

I just got completely caught up in here, I have been at the Doctor most of the day. He burned all of the cancer off of my back and arms. Hurt like hell, but I was damned if I was going to let him know it was hurting. I refused to even flinch, even when he would say, "are you telling me that does not hurt"? Well I gave him something to tell his wife over dinner..............LOL
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'

I am freezing, I think I might go put my cold feet all over that warm, unsuspecting, innocent man sleeping in my bed.
That is just mean right there.
Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
Agreed, *****, tummy, hips then face.......
She Had a face?

Originally Posted by BabyBunny
Good night y'all!! Got my last final in the morning.. Yay!!
Well howed ya do.



Originally Posted by beanhead6D5

Hope the guy's find there way back here,but I understand if they they don't.
Allways read one more page before you post.LOL
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 02:41 PM
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OH BOY,my little guy is getting his first teeth.can't wait tell he starts biting everybody.
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by beanhead6D5
OH BOY,my little guy is getting his first teeth.can't wait tell he starts biting everybody.
Your children bite? My wife and I would not allow our kids to bite even people they knew, let alone total strangers. Nowadays that could lead to lawsuits.

 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 02:48 PM
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Thats great Brad. They grow fast. Cherish it all. Even the bad.
 
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 02:49 PM
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I used to bite my sister once in a while. Until one day mom bit me. No more biting. Not advocating that but it worked on me. lol
 
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