lol. Yes! I got Jay! Cris I was hoping you weren't drinking anything when you viewed that video.

Brandon..I could only dream I would react so quickly. dang.

 

Lisa, I have learned not to drink anything when I read this now.

Brandon, when I saw that I thought of the movie "Friday", when Big Perm, I mean Big Worm got knocked out. "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE &*%^ OUT"

 

Lisa's video got me and two guys that are here in my office. All three of us jumped. Big, sissy oilfield guys.

 

Good one Lisa, but even better one, Brandon.

 

Im surprised yall fell for won of those! Anytime someone tells you to watch a video and make sure the speaker are up its a prank...

 

I know that Nolan and I still fell for it this time.

Lisa, I love the little kitty addict picture you have

 

http://icanhascheezburger.com/page/10/

 

Lisa that was hilarious I got my sister with that speakers all the way up. I kept the speakers on low. I really didn't jump much but my sister, her head is still between the floor in her room and the celing in the computer room.

 

> Subject: I bought my wife a Tazer gun
>
>
>> Not too long ago, I saw something at the gun shop that sparked my
>> interest.
>> The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little
>> something extra for my wife. What I came across was a100,000-volt,
>> pocket/purse-sized tazer.
>>
>> The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long
>
>> term
>> adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to
> retreat to
>> safety. Needless to say, this was way too cool. Long story short, I
> bought
>> the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA Batteries in the
> thing
>> and
>> pushed the button. fokall! I was so disappointed. I learned, however,
> that
>> if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the
> same
>> time; I'd get a blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between
> the
>> prongs. Awesome!
>>
>> Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to my wife what that burn spot is
> on
>> the face of her LG convection oven.
>>
>> Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that
> it
>> couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? Yah.
> There I
>> sat in my recliner, my cat looking on intently, the trusting little
> soul,
>> while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed
> to
>> try
>> this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I
> thought
>> about zapping Kitty for a fraction of a second, but thought better of
> it.
>> She is such a sweet cat and, as most of you already know, hell hath no
>
>> fury
>> like a cat pissed off. But, if I was going to give this thing to my
> wife
>> to
>> protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it
> would
>> work as advertised. Am I wrong?
>>
>> So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and my Blue Bulls supporter
> Jersey,
>> with
>> my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose,
> directions
>> in one hand, tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second
> burst
>> would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was
> supposed
>> to
>> cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second
>
>> burst
>> would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish
> out
>> of
>> water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the
> batteries.
>> All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5"
> long,
>> less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded
> with
>> two
>> itsy, bitsy AAA batteries thinking to myself "no flippin' way!"
>>
>> What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
>>
>> I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with her head tilted to
> one
>> side
>> as if to say, "don't do it, you stupid man," reasoning that a
> one-second
>> burst from such a tiny little ole thingy couldn't hurt all that bad. I
>> decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I
>> touched
>> the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER OF
>> @@@!!!!,
>> WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, CRAP ON A STICK, F@&$ ME GEORGE!!!!! I'm
>> pretty
>> sure THE BLUE BULLS TEAM ran in through the side door, picked me up,
> body
>> slammed me on the carpet over and over and over again and then slammed
> the
>> recliner over my head just for fun.
>>
>> I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with
> tears in
>> my eyes, body soaking wet smelling like ****, both nipples on fire,
>> ********* nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body
> in
>> the
>> oddest position, and pins and needles in my legs. The cat was standing
>
>> over
>> me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face,
>> undoubtedly thinking to herself, "Do it again, do it again you stupid
>> d00s!"
>>
>> Please take this from the voice of experience - there is no such thing
> as
>> a
>> one-second burst when you zap yourself!!!!. You will not let go of
> that
>> thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing
> about on
>> the floor! Three second burst would be considered conservative. A
> minute
>> or
>> so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that
> point), I
>> collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the
>> landscape.
>>
>> My bent and forlorn reading glasses were hanging miserably on the
> mantel
>> of
>> the fireplace. How did they up get there? My triceps, right thigh and
> both
>> nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up
> with
>> Novocain, and judging by how my jaw hung listlessly, my bottom lip
> must
>> have
>> weighed 88 lbs.
>>
>> By the way, at this point my *********, feeling like they withdrew
> into my
>> body somewhere around my ribcage, are still waiting for the all clear
>> signal
>> to emerge from the bomb shelter. Now I know how Tom Hanks' character
> felt
>> when he had to go search for Private Ryan. I felt like I should offer
> a
>> significant reward for their safe return. Even now, I experience
> shrinkage
>> when I plug anything into the socket.
>>
>> So if you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a tazer to test
> it,
>> take my advice! Repeat after me...here, kitty kitty....
>>
>>
>
>
>

 

I've seen that before Jacob but it makes me laugh every time.

 

I thought it was hilarious.

 

Thanks for the link Lisa. Wow, there is a ton of stuff on there

 

Not sure if I will be back on until maybe Monday or Tuesday. Going camping in Hayward, WI until Monday. No internet Supposed to get down to about 35 degrees some of the nights. Thankfully heaters, large fires, and snuggling will be involved
Celebrating the 15th anniversary. Have a great weekend all!

 

Congrats on 15 years, Jay! Have a great weekend with the wife and I hope LOTS of snuggling will be in involved!!

 

Woohoo 15!

Here's to 15 more!