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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 11:14 AM
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Actually. January's contract is the less scary one. It doesn't really matter who wins the bid and is awarded the contract......it's not like one can just hire 50 qualified turboprop technicians off the street, so we're pretty safe there. Management are the ones running scared in 09.
That's good to hear. What's got management all scared?
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 01:30 PM
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Good afternoon all!

Just got this in an email, it made me laugh so I thought I would share.

boortz.com: More Boortz McCain's Brain
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 01:43 PM
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Cris, that's flippin hilarious.

Apparently there are several of those.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sGjA...d=event_342084

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYKT4lbjmN4
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 01:59 PM
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Lisa, you should see Dallas when it's time to vacuum. It's hilarious to watch a 90#, Labrador/Rottweiler mix hide from a little machine.
Y'all remember that little tiny Shih Tzu I posted pictures of last spring? Well, one of the members here ended up with that super dog. From about the age of 4 weeks on and at maybe a weight of 3 pounds he was just positive he could kick that vacuums ***. Funny as hell. I miss him to this day every time I run a vacuum. We have a new litter of 5 (only 3 left) and all of them are terrified of a vacuum. That is really the norm. Which is why I thought the last one was probably the neatest Shih Tzu I had ever been around.
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Cris, that's flippin hilarious.

Apparently there are several of those.

YouTube - McCain's Brain #3: The First Debate with Obama

YouTube - McCain's Brain #2: Cindy & The View
Those are very funny
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 03:36 PM
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There is a new study just released by the Canadian Psychiatric
Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The
results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their *** is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their *** is too small.
3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love
him; he's a good
man and they would have married him anyway.
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
There is a new study just released by the Canadian Psychiatric
Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The
results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their *** is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their *** is too small.
3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love
him; he's a good
man and they would have married him anyway.

 
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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 03:59 PM
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O.K. we've got Diane sucked into the OT thread now, our lives are complete.
 
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Old Oct 1, 2008 | 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
There is a new study just released by the Canadian Psychiatric
Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The
results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their *** is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their *** is too small.
3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love
him; he's a good
man and they would have married him anyway.
Dammit, Lisa, you need to put a disclaimer when you post stuff like this. I just choked on Diet Pepsi
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by bdrummonds
O.K. we've got Diane sucked into the OT thread now, our lives are complete.
I was just thinking that.
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
Dammit, Lisa, you need to put a disclaimer when you post stuff like this. I just choked on Diet Pepsi
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I thought the ladies of the house would enjoy that. My sister emailed that to me this morning and I had a similar reaction..a big gulp of coffee went down the wrong pipe.

Sorry Cris. Hey look at it this way, maybe you'll get a faint hint of Diet Pepsi the next time you blow your nose.
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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I hope I don't get to relive the Diet Pepsi though my nose....... If I do, though, I will let you know.
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 04:55 PM
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Lisa.... (speechless)
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
I hope I don't get to relive the Diet Pepsi though my nose....... If I do, though, I will let you know.
Diet Pepsi's not so bad.... i was eating chinese for dinner one night when a fried said something that made me laugh hysterically... yep, you can imagine... steamed rice is worse...
 
Old Oct 1, 2008 | 05:21 PM
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Cris, I don't wish a carbonated beverage going through the nasal passages on anyone! That hurts, ive done it before.

Originally Posted by papadelogan
Diet Pepsi's not so bad.... i was eating chinese for dinner one night when a fried said something that made me laugh hysterically... yep, you can imagine... steamed rice is worse...
Brendan, now comes the uncomfortable technical question. So, since it was rice..and it was, you know, a similar color/consistency of such things that usually come out of a nose, how could you tell if you got it all out or not?
 



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