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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
I need all of y'alls support to overcome the shame of my story. Maybe I should see a counsellor.....
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Oh my GOD scott you should be a writer. Not only was that a hilarious story. . . that I couldn't keep from laughing outloud to. . . but your description and use of words made it so much better. Thankyou for that. I needed that!
Oh and on another topic. . . I'll be gone till sunday night starting tomorrow. . . I finally get to go see my girl all the way down in Daytona! Oh I can't wait!
Timmy
Oh and on another topic. . . I'll be gone till sunday night starting tomorrow. . . I finally get to go see my girl all the way down in Daytona! Oh I can't wait!
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Man Scott! I have nothing to say to that other than I just laughed my @ss off.
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
I've been wanting to ask this question for a couple of weeks. My girl, is this referring to the eye candy you posted a month ago?
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I printed it and showed it to a lady friend. She commented on Scott's apparent intelligence and writing ability. But said the story was probably BS. A joke where you just substituted your family for a fictional one. That's what I would like to believe myself. I am steering clear of water parks the rest of my life anyway, just in case though.
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That was sweet. Thanks Man!
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Yeah, congratulations I suppose. But we still don't know if she has any ***** or not. Are you going to have to sell your truck and spring for implants? As you can see I am desperate to get this water park image out of my brain pan before bedtime.
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I printed it and showed it to a lady friend. She commented on Scott's apparent intelligence and writing ability. But said the story was probably BS. A joke where you just substituted your family for a fictional one. That's what I would like to believe myself. I am steering clear of water parks the rest of my life anyway, just in case though.
Whether or not Scott wrote the story is beside the point. We all know he's a smart, stand up guy and the story was hilarious. Although, I did get a mental image of Scott in a blue Speedo with a present in the back.
