Cheetos Crew Build
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I think Cheeto has a phobia known as finishsheotophobia.
Finishsheotophobia (Noun) - Usually afflicts young to middle aged white males, usually a symptom of inbreeding and poor nutrition supplemented by mild to sever alcoholism. High occurrence as a percentage of population in mountainous regions, Appalachia, West Virgina, Alabama, Kentucky, etc. The phobia causes the people that suffer from it to not be able to complete projects, generally projects related to, in some form or another, vehicles-either classic cars or trucks, hot rods, offroad vehicles, etc. Victims of the phobia will purchase many parts of which they will sell upwards of 95% of, constantly changing their mind to make it "better", or because of this terrible illness they will "jew" or "cheeto" people - unremorsefully - in order to support their vicious habit. Those afflicted with the disease have an unusually short life expectancy, this is due to one of several reasons; 1) the "jewees" or "cheetoees" becoming enraged after finding out that they've been "jewed" or "cheetoed" and beating the crap out of the finishsheotophobiac; 2) Family or forum members (the finishsheotophobiac will often share progress on the internet to reaffirm his/(rarely)her self worth and look for support in his/her decisions to make changes (which in the beginning will generally show great support, towards the middle jokes will be made which are a friendly way of friends showing that they're concerned about his/her health and want him/her to get help, and towards the end little to no support will be shown) which expect completion of project in a timely manner will become enraged and end the finishsheotophobiac's life in short order; 3) and finally the finishsheotophobiac out of great fear and stress will begin to lose sleep as the end of the project nears which causes health issues and in the severely afflicted they will take their own life at the though of finishing a project.
Finishsheotophobia (Noun) - Usually afflicts young to middle aged white males, usually a symptom of inbreeding and poor nutrition supplemented by mild to sever alcoholism. High occurrence as a percentage of population in mountainous regions, Appalachia, West Virgina, Alabama, Kentucky, etc. The phobia causes the people that suffer from it to not be able to complete projects, generally projects related to, in some form or another, vehicles-either classic cars or trucks, hot rods, offroad vehicles, etc. Victims of the phobia will purchase many parts of which they will sell upwards of 95% of, constantly changing their mind to make it "better", or because of this terrible illness they will "jew" or "cheeto" people - unremorsefully - in order to support their vicious habit. Those afflicted with the disease have an unusually short life expectancy, this is due to one of several reasons; 1) the "jewees" or "cheetoees" becoming enraged after finding out that they've been "jewed" or "cheetoed" and beating the crap out of the finishsheotophobiac; 2) Family or forum members (the finishsheotophobiac will often share progress on the internet to reaffirm his/(rarely)her self worth and look for support in his/her decisions to make changes (which in the beginning will generally show great support, towards the middle jokes will be made which are a friendly way of friends showing that they're concerned about his/her health and want him/her to get help, and towards the end little to no support will be shown) which expect completion of project in a timely manner will become enraged and end the finishsheotophobiac's life in short order; 3) and finally the finishsheotophobiac out of great fear and stress will begin to lose sleep as the end of the project nears which causes health issues and in the severely afflicted they will take their own life at the though of finishing a project.
(Nuff Said.)
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I think Cheeto has a phobia known as finishsheotophobia.
Finishsheotophobia (Noun) - Usually afflicts young to middle aged white males, usually a symptom of inbreeding and poor nutrition supplemented by mild to sever alcoholism. High occurrence as a percentage of population in mountainous regions, Appalachia, West Virgina, Alabama, Kentucky, etc. The phobia causes the people that suffer from it to not be able to complete projects, generally projects related to, in some form or another, vehicles-either classic cars or trucks, hot rods, offroad vehicles, etc. Victims of the phobia will purchase many parts of which they will sell upwards of 95% of, constantly changing their mind to make it "better", or because of this terrible illness they will "jew" or "cheeto" people - unremorsefully - in order to support their vicious habit. Those afflicted with the disease have an unusually short life expectancy, this is due to one of several reasons; 1) the "jewees" or "cheetoees" becoming enraged after finding out that they've been "jewed" or "cheetoed" and beating the crap out of the finishsheotophobiac; 2) Family or forum members (the finishsheotophobiac will often share progress on the internet to reaffirm his/(rarely)her self worth and look for support in his/her decisions to make changes (which in the beginning will generally show great support, towards the middle jokes will be made which are a friendly way of friends showing that they're concerned about his/her health and want him/her to get help, and towards the end little to no support will be shown) which expect completion of project in a timely manner will become enraged and end the finishsheotophobiac's life in short order; 3) and finally the finishsheotophobiac out of great fear and stress will begin to lose sleep as the end of the project nears which causes health issues and in the severely afflicted they will take their own life at the though of finishing a project.
Finishsheotophobia (Noun) - Usually afflicts young to middle aged white males, usually a symptom of inbreeding and poor nutrition supplemented by mild to sever alcoholism. High occurrence as a percentage of population in mountainous regions, Appalachia, West Virgina, Alabama, Kentucky, etc. The phobia causes the people that suffer from it to not be able to complete projects, generally projects related to, in some form or another, vehicles-either classic cars or trucks, hot rods, offroad vehicles, etc. Victims of the phobia will purchase many parts of which they will sell upwards of 95% of, constantly changing their mind to make it "better", or because of this terrible illness they will "jew" or "cheeto" people - unremorsefully - in order to support their vicious habit. Those afflicted with the disease have an unusually short life expectancy, this is due to one of several reasons; 1) the "jewees" or "cheetoees" becoming enraged after finding out that they've been "jewed" or "cheetoed" and beating the crap out of the finishsheotophobiac; 2) Family or forum members (the finishsheotophobiac will often share progress on the internet to reaffirm his/(rarely)her self worth and look for support in his/her decisions to make changes (which in the beginning will generally show great support, towards the middle jokes will be made which are a friendly way of friends showing that they're concerned about his/her health and want him/her to get help, and towards the end little to no support will be shown) which expect completion of project in a timely manner will become enraged and end the finishsheotophobiac's life in short order; 3) and finally the finishsheotophobiac out of great fear and stress will begin to lose sleep as the end of the project nears which causes health issues and in the severely afflicted they will take their own life at the though of finishing a project.
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Ya, Paul usually makes things more "readable"
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Hey Redneck - the hippy was nice to you today and drug out the plasma. Hit me up on IM and we can discuss shipping and other BS.
Oh - and in the mean time - get some work done! And see if you can try and lay down some welds like this biotch!
Oh - and in the mean time - get some work done! And see if you can try and lay down some welds like this biotch!
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From: utica il
i don't think cheeto will be doing too much with the crew. sounds like his dad might be on his way up to meet the big man in the sky, so i think he has more important things to worry about right now.
