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Teacher: If Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29.
What does he have now?
Student: Diabetes, Bob has diabetes.

 
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My neighbors dog Yogi eats the front door before the doorbells touched.
 
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First scientist - "I just discovered a faster than light particle"!
Second Scientist - " I bet you didn't see that coming "...
 
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The US Treasury man says, "Lil Johnny your going to life in prison for forgery."

Lil Johnny responds "How about now?" and slides a $37 dollar bill to him !
 
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“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?”
“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother,
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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to
report that her husband Lil Johnny now a grown up is missing.
The Sargent policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4,
has dark eyes dark wavy hair,
an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds,
is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
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"Your husband Lil Johnny is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald,
has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants to get Lil Johnny back?"
 
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