The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Little Lucy came straight home from school and
walked directly up to her mother and asked,
"Mom, where did I come from?"
So, she sat little Lucy down and told her how the
expression of love resulted in the beginning of life,
how a baby develops in the womb, and finally how a child was born.
When mom was finished, little Lucy said, "Wow, that's really neat.
That sure beats what Lil Johnny told me at school.
He said that he came from Pennsylvania."
walked directly up to her mother and asked,
"Mom, where did I come from?"
So, she sat little Lucy down and told her how the
expression of love resulted in the beginning of life,
how a baby develops in the womb, and finally how a child was born.
When mom was finished, little Lucy said, "Wow, that's really neat.
That sure beats what Lil Johnny told me at school.
He said that he came from Pennsylvania."
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( Quote ) He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. However, he still has some difficulty when he pees.
Wonder if her name is Karen ?
Wonder if her name is Karen ?
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Guy marries a girl from Pennsylvania.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,
and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn’t see anything,
the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye and
his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and
load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,
and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn’t see anything,
the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye and
his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and
load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Amen on #3!
I passed #5 a long time ago!!!
My high school's graduation class' 50 year reunion is coming up so with regard to #9, damn.....
Old age is when you see a sexy young thing walk past and your pacemaker opens the garage door....
I passed #5 a long time ago!!!
My high school's graduation class' 50 year reunion is coming up so with regard to #9, damn.....
Old age is when you see a sexy young thing walk past and your pacemaker opens the garage door....
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Used to go out stump jumping with my friends
in our F150's in the gubbermint woods!
P.S. Now my problem is, I'm still 29 ?
( but all my friends are getting old.)
(ya see where this is going?)
in our F150's in the gubbermint woods!
P.S. Now my problem is, I'm still 29 ?
( but all my friends are getting old.)
(ya see where this is going?)