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The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Brother lil Johnny enters the "Monastery of Silence" and
the Abbott said, "Brother, this is a silent monastery.
You are welcome here as long as you wish,
but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Brother Lil Johnny lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Abbott said to him:
"Brother lil Johnny, you have been here 5 years now.
You may speak two words."
Brother Lil Johnny said, "Hard Bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Abbott said.
"We will get you a better bed."
After another 5 years, Brother Lil Johnny was called by the Abbott. "
You may say another two words, Brother Lil Johnny."
"Cold Food," said Brother Lil Johnny and
the Abbott assured him that the food would be better in the future.
On his 15th anniversary at the monastery,
the Abbott again called Brother Lil Johnny into his office.
"Two words you may say today."
"I Quit," said Brother Lil Johnny !
"It is probably best," said the Abbott.
"You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
the Abbott said, "Brother, this is a silent monastery.
You are welcome here as long as you wish,
but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Brother Lil Johnny lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Abbott said to him:
"Brother lil Johnny, you have been here 5 years now.
You may speak two words."
Brother Lil Johnny said, "Hard Bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Abbott said.
"We will get you a better bed."
After another 5 years, Brother Lil Johnny was called by the Abbott. "
You may say another two words, Brother Lil Johnny."
"Cold Food," said Brother Lil Johnny and
the Abbott assured him that the food would be better in the future.
On his 15th anniversary at the monastery,
the Abbott again called Brother Lil Johnny into his office.
"Two words you may say today."
"I Quit," said Brother Lil Johnny !
"It is probably best," said the Abbott.
"You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
Fleet Owner
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
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