The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas. After settling in, he meets a neighbor.
“Say, is this really a healthy place?” “It sure is,” he replies. “When I first arrived here
I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength
to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed.” “That's wonderful!” said Bill.
“How long have you been here?” “I was born here.”
“Say, is this really a healthy place?” “It sure is,” he replies. “When I first arrived here
I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength
to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed.” “That's wonderful!” said Bill.
“How long have you been here?” “I was born here.”
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I, too, bought my wife a mood ring. It turns red when she's in a bad mood, and blue when she's in a good mood. At least that's what it said on the package. I've never seen it blue....
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Second Guy: "That's awesome, she must be be one heck of an inspiration to you."
First guy: "Not really, before I married her I was a billionaire."
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HR mandated that all employees take a series of classes on sensitivity training. Much to our surprise, and dismay, the classes didn't just address office behavior, but all kinds of family and societal issues.
One of the classes was titled "Pregnancy, Childbirth, and post-partum issues". It seemed odd that a middle aged man with no kids would be assigned to such a class, but hey, I went willingly.
I've got to retake the class. I was told that I have a bad attitude when I arrived at the auditorium and asked if I was in the C section.
One of the classes was titled "Pregnancy, Childbirth, and post-partum issues". It seemed odd that a middle aged man with no kids would be assigned to such a class, but hey, I went willingly.
I've got to retake the class. I was told that I have a bad attitude when I arrived at the auditorium and asked if I was in the C section.
