The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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From: Reynoldsburg, Ohio
Now that's THE understatement of this year--possibly the one previous and future too! 
Okay so wife wakes up one night, husband no where to be found. She wanders around the house looking, finds him sitting in the dark living room no lights or TV on, softly sobbing to himself. She's touched, asked him what's the matter?
He asks if she remembers the night her father the local Sheriff caught them in bed, pulled his gun and said if he didn't marry his daughter he'd go to jail for 20 years.
She did remember and said well that was such a long time ago, I've been very happy with you all this time..........but why the tears?
"coz I'd be getting out tomorrow" was his reply!
Okay so wife wakes up one night, husband no where to be found. She wanders around the house looking, finds him sitting in the dark living room no lights or TV on, softly sobbing to himself. She's touched, asked him what's the matter?
He asks if she remembers the night her father the local Sheriff caught them in bed, pulled his gun and said if he didn't marry his daughter he'd go to jail for 20 years.
She did remember and said well that was such a long time ago, I've been very happy with you all this time..........but why the tears?
"coz I'd be getting out tomorrow" was his reply!
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A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "just how much land do you actually own?" The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man, "well sonny, let me put it to ya like this. I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, "yeah, I know what you mean -- I used to own a Chevy truck, too"!
