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Sep 20, 2021 | 05:59 PM

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Papa Tiger

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Sep 20, 2021 | 07:28 PM

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."

Sep 20, 2021 | 08:19 PM

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Papa Tiger

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Sep 20, 2021 | 09:53 PM

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Papa Tiger

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When I was young, I was poor...
But after many years of hard work,
I am no longer young.

Sep 20, 2021 | 09:55 PM

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Papa Tiger

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Ok I can save you a lot of time. The Duck dances on an upside-down pot because I lit a candle inside it.

Sep 21, 2021 | 06:12 AM

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Sep 21, 2021 | 09:04 AM

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Sep 21, 2021 | 09:05 AM

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Sep 21, 2021 | 11:12 AM

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Hidden right turn sign up ahead on the highway

Sep 21, 2021 | 07:47 PM

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Sep 22, 2021 | 03:17 AM

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Sep 22, 2021 | 09:04 AM

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Kapusta

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From: SW Washington

Sep 22, 2021 | 10:22 AM

#1153

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Locally...an octopus robbed a bank.

He was well armed.

Sep 22, 2021 | 11:09 AM

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Sep 22, 2021 | 11:59 AM

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Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."
Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water."