Who helped the pumpkin cross the road???


The crossing gourd.

 

You are supposed to say I Do, not I'll try!

 

Elon often uses "the Hire it Done Technique" often searching for the Right people instead of Lefts .

 

 

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Well; I was once asked why I plowed the soil up against the Wire Field Fence.
Well: I had to think about it for a while.
Well; meanwhile he was getting fumed, madder and madder !
Well, so I let him fume a bit longer and after a good spit says,
Well; in a few years you can gain another 2 acres of ground over the posts.
Well; U know he gave me a raise !
Well; So; I let him cool off for a bit and said I quit. I was onto something!
and ripped the fences out!

 

"Honestly officer...I wouldn't have pulled over if I knew you were just going to criticize me."

 

I wonder what relying on Regens is gonna feel like?

 

 

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”

 

A fisherman goes to the river to check his illegal fish trap .
He looks around to make sure there are no body's around and
pulls the fish trap up from the water to check it.

 

 

Reminded me of when I was a youngster! So hot up stairs
I would go out my window onto the front porch roof.

 

I'm not sure what's more confusing...that we would celebrate killing 2 birds...or...that we would need to conserve stones.