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Old Feb 21, 2022 | 11:38 AM
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I made up the part about taking Whisky to work to ease the frustration.
 
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Did you know mice shiver when they are cold.
 
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Old Feb 21, 2022 | 02:13 PM
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You know what that slippery slope coming up means?

 
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Old Feb 21, 2022 | 02:52 PM
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It isn't wise to stand at the edge of a drop.
 
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Old Feb 22, 2022 | 01:00 PM
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I quit the job because I didn't want to start it.
 
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Pilots can fly close to the ground before they crash
 
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Not sure what's more impressive there -- the bird, the pilot, or the cameraman for keeping up with it.

Back when "stealth" was the watchword and nobody really knew what a "stealth bomber" or "stealth fighter" was, I quite by chance got to see just how impressive they were. My wife and I were on Lake Toho (South of Orlando) when a shadow came across us rather fast. We looked up and a B-2 had just flown over us at an altitude where you'd expect a Cessna. We could see some lines/markings on the bottom of the bomber but never heard a sound. Don't think I've ever been that impressed by a plane.
 
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↑↑ Takes a lot of heart to get that good at that stuff is my thought !
 
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↑ twss .........
 
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