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Old Aug 13, 2011 | 01:20 PM
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larry, you ain't split right for me :flipoff:


tom's all drunked up on jersey koolaid and abusing mod powers dammit, wish i could do that
 
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Old Aug 13, 2011 | 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by fatdan460
larry, you ain't split right for me :flipoff:


tom's all drunked up on jersey koolaid and abusing mod powers dammit, wish i could do that
i dont drink no stinkin koolaid, ya beer swillin truck molester.


i drink joisey lomonade.






















and since ya didn't like the edit, i fixed it for ya.
 
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Old Aug 13, 2011 | 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by fatdan460
larry, you ain't split right for me :flipoff:


tom's all drunked up on jersey koolaid and abusing mod powers dammit, wish i could do that
I would hope ya like the hole instead of the mound........
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 04:56 AM
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speaking of mounds, what about almonds?














call me almond joy, cause i have nuts, mounds don't :flipoff:
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by fatdan460
speaking of mounds, what about almonds?

call me almond joy, cause i have nuts, mounds don't :flipoff:
that's not what i heard.



the story i got was that the old lady caught you drooling over a set of boobies and clipped your knuts off.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 07:42 AM
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know what i hate??

the feeling ya get the next morning after drinking a 1 liter bottle of jack daniels.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 08:48 AM
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drink another and you wont feel a thing
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 11:40 AM
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i was tempted to, but then i remembered about the 20 years a drank a bottle every day and decided i do not want to become that guy again.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
know what i hate??

the feeling ya get the next morning after drinking a 1 liter bottle of jack daniels.


Totally not worth it!!!
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
i was tempted to, but then i remembered about the 20 years a drank a bottle every day and decided i do not want to become that guy again.
it's 2 in the afternoon and i'm still buzzed up and i smell like sex, i don't hate that at least i got out of the house for a change, and it was fun. the wife approves of me going out if she awakes to the sexies.






it's not always bad to be "that guy"
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 02:52 PM
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yea, but i am just a little older than you
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
yea, but i am just a little older than you
and alot older than me
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 06:08 PM
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you know what i hate????



seeing my kid hurt. went to my buddy's house for a bit today. they had a bonfire last night, the daughter bolted across his yard and fell in a pile of hot ash. poor little girl got some minor first and second degree burns on her knees and wrists. now her and daddy have matching burns, i'm just glad hers are no where near as bad as mine were.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 06:20 PM
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So I'm guessing you were drunk, went running across the yard and fell into the same ash pile??? Sadly enough, it sounds like the apple didn't fall too far from the rotten tree.
 
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Old Aug 14, 2011 | 06:22 PM
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Know what i hate?

Ive been wanting a Browning 30-06 for a long time now... so i call up a place today... they want 950 bucks for one!! WITH OUT A SCOPE!!
 
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