Know what I hate?
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From: Sweet Home, OR
I know nobody wants to see any part of my body that they don't absolutely have to so I keep it mostly covered up. Too bad others won't extend the same courtesy.
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From: Joppa, Maryland
I work shirtless so all the ladies can have a better day. Still waiting for home a lone housewife/MILF to invite me inside to "help her with something". Maybe I need to work out more first.
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From: utica il
naw, it's probably the alien head that kills the lawn jockey/housewife fest you dream of, that, and you aren't a spicy latin lover named julio like in all the chick novels with the ghey paintings on the cover that bored housewives read :flipoff2:
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From: Pa
Know what I hate? I hate that with enough Vodka, I would prob bang miss skinny Jean Chick.
KWIH Waking up in the morning next too said fat chick.
Ok I promise no more fat chick talk in the Offroad forum.
Besides You Fellar's are too mellow now, and havent even picked on me yet. Whats up with that? I am not picturing, any guy's on a mower Woo Woo'in! As Ya'll would say, That's Ghey!
KWIH Waking up in the morning next too said fat chick.
Ok I promise no more fat chick talk in the Offroad forum.
Besides You Fellar's are too mellow now, and havent even picked on me yet. Whats up with that? I am not picturing, any guy's on a mower Woo Woo'in! As Ya'll would say, That's Ghey!
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From: Joppa, Maryland
Wooo wooooooooooooooooo!
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From: utica il
Know what I hate? I hate that with enough Vodka, I would prob bang miss skinny Jean Chick.
KWIH Waking up in the morning next too said fat chick.
Ok I promise no more fat chick talk in the Offroad forum.
Besides You Fellar's are too mellow now, and havent even picked on me yet. Whats up with that? I am not picturing, any guy's on a mower Woo Woo'in! As Ya'll would say, That's Ghey!
KWIH Waking up in the morning next too said fat chick.
Ok I promise no more fat chick talk in the Offroad forum.
Besides You Fellar's are too mellow now, and havent even picked on me yet. Whats up with that? I am not picturing, any guy's on a mower Woo Woo'in! As Ya'll would say, That's Ghey!
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From: Pa
Hahahhahahahaha Yaneverno
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thats a statement id of excpected from Paul
