Why is it that all woman's body and hair stuff smells or is named after fruit. Cumquat paomigranite Nail polish, Strawberry vanilla kiwi face soap, and lavender shampoo (ok not a fruit a flower).

Why do they have to have 900 bottles of the same stuff just in a different flavor.

Why am I posting this?

 

Why is it that a mans body and hair smells like where they have just been or eaten 6 hours ago? If only they'd use a little soap, shampoo.

Why do they have to have 900 bottles of the same stuff just in a different bottles on the garage shelf?

Did I post this? Toni?

 

Why is it that no matter what kind of soap or wax, even though there are 900 different brands and types available, that as soon as you finish washing, cleaning, waxing, and drying your car, two minutes later one of the 900 species of birds in a 20 miles range has to poop on it?
Why do I even have to ask?

 

Why is chili the best food eva? Even in the middle of summer????

 

Why do we ponder the mysteries of the universe when the grass needs mowed?

 

Why do I even bother keeping the backyard mowed when we have a fence and only 2 people see it on a regular basis?

 

why do I have to go to work today?

 

why is it that when you put all the items up for sale that you need to sell to get a new toy, that the one you wanted to sell last sells first?

 

Because the one you want to sell last is the best

 

Ahhh you broke the rules... so I will add a question to mine for you!



Why do they put 15 signs at an intersection, when you are only there long enough to read 2?

Why do they have the announcement scrolling banner emergency signs along the side of the road say way too much info in too short of time for you to be able to read it? CAUTION TEN CAR PILE-UP AHEAD, TURN OFF NOW OR DIE!!!
And you only have time to read DIE!!! CAUTION as you are passing it headed for instant death.

 

Why were there no rules posted in this thread?

 

Why is there always a sign on the interstate that post up that there are DRUG DOGS AHEAD, but they don't put up a sign that says IF YOU TURN AROUND ON THIS BRIDGE, POLICE ARE GOING TO SEARCH YOUR CAR FOR DRUGS?

 

Why does your boss always call and complain about the things you did wrong, but never calls and proclaims what you did right?

 

Why does it take 3 different remotes to operate one TV?

Why is there always one cup too many or one cup to few in the coffee pot?

Why do we have these great mysteries in life?

 

Why is there never a bathroom when you need it?

Why does a police officer pass you going about 30 miles over the speed limit to pull over a guy that is only going 3 miles over the speed limit? How is that any more safe?

Who proposed Murphy's law, and what posessed them to make it law? Why would they punish us all like that? Who voted for it?