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Sep 30, 2009 | 05:50 PM

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Garden Spyder

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why am I both extremely excited, and extremely sad?

Oct 1, 2009 | 06:43 AM

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Why we carve pumpkins (or once they are carved Jackolanterns) Is to ward off evil spirts.

Oct 1, 2009 | 06:44 AM

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Why Curt is both happy and sad is becasue he had sex with a horse -- which made him happy--- but the horse never called him back so he is extremely sad...

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Oct 1, 2009 | 06:45 AM

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Why do I have time to do multiple posts? Just lucky I guess.. every stoplight or straight stretch of raod and I am surfin' some site :-)

Oct 1, 2009 | 06:47 AM

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Why is it called turkey day? Probably because we celebrate by eating a ton of turkey until we are to full to move then nap because the trictofen gets ahold of us... I think it is a chinese plot to take over the world.

Oct 1, 2009 | 06:49 AM

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Why are all chinenes resturaunts "ALL YOU CAN EAT" but after the 3rd trip to the buffet they bring the check, and never fill your glass again.? I think it is a plot to get us all fat, so we can't fight then they will attack, and we will be asleep from the trichtofen--- and they will enslave the elf wizards in our belly buttons.

Oct 1, 2009 | 06:50 AM

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Why haven't my meds kicked in yet?

Oct 1, 2009 | 06:51 AM

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Why is life a bowl of cherries?

Sour, nasty and leaves stains on stuff?

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Oct 1, 2009 | 06:52 AM

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WHy is the phrase "sleep like a baby"--- Wake up crying every two hours and then poop all over, and have a diaper rash? Doesn't sound like much fun to me.

Oct 1, 2009 | 07:01 AM

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why does no one know how many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Oct 1, 2009 | 07:19 AM

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WHy don't yuo listen to the owl--- A ONe--- A Two--- A three !!!Crunch!!

A-- three!

Oct 1, 2009 | 08:33 AM

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Why is life a bowl of cherries?

Sour, nasty and leaves stains on stuff?

If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I always in the pits?

Oct 1, 2009 | 08:38 AM

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Why would Terry want us to answer that question?

Oct 1, 2009 | 09:58 AM

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Why Curt is both happy and sad is becasue he had sex with a horse -- which made him happy--- but the horse never called him back so he is extremely sad...

:-)

why does this question give me the *******?

Oct 1, 2009 | 11:40 AM

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Why do I think that the horse was feeling the same way?