why am I both extremely excited, and extremely sad?

 

Why we carve pumpkins (or once they are carved Jackolanterns) Is to ward off evil spirts.

 

Why Curt is both happy and sad is becasue he had sex with a horse -- which made him happy--- but the horse never called him back so he is extremely sad...


:-)

 

Why do I have time to do multiple posts? Just lucky I guess.. every stoplight or straight stretch of raod and I am surfin' some site :-)

 

Why is it called turkey day? Probably because we celebrate by eating a ton of turkey until we are to full to move then nap because the trictofen gets ahold of us... I think it is a chinese plot to take over the world.

 

Why are all chinenes resturaunts "ALL YOU CAN EAT" but after the 3rd trip to the buffet they bring the check, and never fill your glass again.? I think it is a plot to get us all fat, so we can't fight then they will attack, and we will be asleep from the trichtofen--- and they will enslave the elf wizards in our belly buttons.

 

Why haven't my meds kicked in yet?

 

Why is life a bowl of cherries?

Sour, nasty and leaves stains on stuff?

 

WHy is the phrase "sleep like a baby"--- Wake up crying every two hours and then poop all over, and have a diaper rash? Doesn't sound like much fun to me.

 

why does no one know how many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

WHy don't yuo listen to the owl--- A ONe--- A Two--- A three !!!Crunch!!

A-- three!

 

If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I always in the pits?

 

Why would Terry want us to answer that question?

 

why does this question give me the *******?

 

Why do I think that the horse was feeling the same way?