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Old Oct 4, 2009 | 10:36 PM
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Why can't people make up their mind yes no yes no?

Why does teenagers think they can't talk to adults?
 
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Old Oct 4, 2009 | 11:44 PM
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Why is Michael Moore so popular? Why does my bottle of Coke always run empty when I need it most?
 
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Old Oct 5, 2009 | 06:29 AM
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[************]Why don't folks know there is a white color that can be selected to make your text seem invisible[/COLOR]
Why do I know the secret!!!!!!!
 
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Old Oct 5, 2009 | 06:30 AM
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Why do Pecans make ya poo?
 
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Old Oct 5, 2009 | 11:06 AM
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Why do I think we are going to be talking about poo for the next 2 pages?
 
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Old Oct 5, 2009 | 12:01 PM
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Speaking of poo, Why everytime I try to quit taking prilosec do I get the hershey squirts?
 
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Old Oct 5, 2009 | 01:19 PM
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why does that one poo stay in the toilet bowl no matter how many times you flush? why do we call him Mr Hankey?
 
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Old Oct 5, 2009 | 01:35 PM
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Why is poo so darn funny
 
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Old Oct 5, 2009 | 02:14 PM
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Why are Curt's floaters so rebellious against the laws of gravity/flushing?
 
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Old Oct 5, 2009 | 10:23 PM
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Why can't I turn my truck into a technical?
 
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Old Oct 6, 2009 | 05:46 AM
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why would I rather have floaters then klingons?
 
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Old Oct 6, 2009 | 06:30 AM
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why does Hybris want to turn his truck into a techno? Wouldn't it just take some blinking lights and a loud stereo?
 
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Old Oct 6, 2009 | 06:31 AM
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why are we still talking about poo?
 
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Old Oct 6, 2009 | 06:35 AM
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Why not? It's something we all have in common!
 
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Old Oct 6, 2009 | 08:15 AM
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why has it been so many posts since someone mentioned pecans?
 
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